Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Founders KBS by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, September 5, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 65 pounds (29 kilograms) is Founders KBS!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Founders tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Founders launches a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
+Dorkness 1 stuns Founders with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of glancing combinations to the nose. Founders sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Founders drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.
Founders can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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