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(Welterweight) Fists O' Fury defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Thursday, August 25, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Fists O' Fury!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Fists covers up.
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! whacks Fists with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! tosses a volley of punches to the chest.
+Tutu!! punches Fists with a strong jab to the solar plexus! Fists doesn't seem bothered.
+Tutu!! hits Fists with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Fists lunges with a series of shots to the chin, but Tutu!! ducks.
-Tutu!! lunges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Tutu!! drills Fists with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fists O' Fury landed 3 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 25 of 35 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9


Fists doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu!! is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Fists covers up.
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu!! attacks with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu!! probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Fists attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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-Tutu!! attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Fists escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fists O' Fury landed 4 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 12 of 26 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-18


Fists doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu!! looks exhausted.



ROUND 3

Fists covers up.
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Tutu!! attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but Fists blocks.
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-Tutu!! charges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Tutu!! pops Fists with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fists O' Fury landed 4 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 9 of 24 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-27


Fists doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Fists covers up.
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu!! attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Fists hides behind his gloves.
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-Tutu!! attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Fists rocks Tutu!! with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple. Fists is hammering relentlessly! Tutu!! is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fists O' Fury wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Fists doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu!! can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Fists O' Fury wins by a technical knockout!