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(Bantamweight) Drela defeated Army of Dorkness 3 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Tuesday, August 23, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Drela!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 3 hits with a barrage of painful shots to the ribs. Drela doesn't seem bothered.
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+Drela lands a flurry of stiff blows to the chest. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela tosses a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Drela covers himself well.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a barrage of mean blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela backs up Dorkness 3 with a hard left to the solar plexus.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a uppercut to the ribs, but Drela steps aside.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 16 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 22 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 10-9


Drela doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Drela blocks.
+Drela thumps Dorkness 3 with a flurry of solid shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 smacks Drela with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 jars Drela with a flurry of loud shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela fires a pair of blows to the ribs. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Drela pops Dorkness 3 with a nice uppercut to the chest!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Drela paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Drela annoys Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 19 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 22 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 20-18


Drela doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Drela slams Dorkness 3 with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a flurry of light blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Drela annoys Dorkness 3 with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
+Drela annoys Dorkness 3 with a barrage of powerful blows to the solar plexus!
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 shakes Drela with a series of stinging shots to the chest!
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 17 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 12 of 23 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 30-27


Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 clocks Drela with a volley of shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 tries a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Drela throws a hook to the chest.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 3 hits Drela with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela lashes out with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Drela throws a volley of punches to the ribs!
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Drela attempts a volley of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 18 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 26 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 40-36


Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dorkness 3 clocks Drela with a barrage of shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 3 tries a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Drela takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela throws a straight right to the ribs. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Drela takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a series of stiff blows to the chest. Drela backpedals to his own corner.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela lashes out with a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 16 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 39 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 50-45


Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Drela slams Dorkness 3 with a barrage of light blows to the chest.
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Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a left uppercut to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 3 drills Drela with a series of heavy blows to the ribs. Drela seems wobbly!
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+Drela pops Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Drela lands a nice uppercut to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Drela ties him up.
+Dorkness 3 hammers Drela with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 3 paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

Drela tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 3 tries to attack, but Drela hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Drela landed 19 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 41 punches.

Drela won the round 10-9

Drela is winning the fight 60-54


Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Drela clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a flurry of right roundhouses to the eye, but Drela steps aside.
+Drela hits with a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Drela strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Dorkness 3's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Drela wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Drela remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Drela 10-9
Round 2: Drela 10-9
Round 3: Drela 10-9
Round 4: Drela 10-9
Round 5: Drela 10-9
Round 6: Drela 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Drela 10-9
Round 2: Drela 10-9
Round 3: Drela 10-9
Round 4: Drela 10-9
Round 5: Drela 10-9
Round 6: Drela 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Drela 10-9
Round 2: Drela 10-9
Round 3: Drela 10-9
Round 4: Drela 10-9
Round 5: Drela 10-9
Round 6: Drela 10-9

Drela wins by a technical knockout!