Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Straw Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Monday, August 22, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Straw attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Patrick ignores it.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Patrick leaps aside.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick wakes up the fans with a straight right to the temple.
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-Straw charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Patrick quickly backs away.
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-Patrick fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Straw hides behind his gloves.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick drills Straw with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Patrick probes with a right to the temple, but Straw ducks.
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+Straw suprises Patrick with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Patrick punches Straw with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 30 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 21 punches.
Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9
Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Patrick clocks Straw with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Patrick lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a uppercut to the chest, but is ineffective.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick punches Straw with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
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+Patrick wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious shots to the nose.
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+Patrick tattoos Straw with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Patrick throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
-Straw throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Patrick blocks.
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+Straw tags Patrick with a volley of punches to the chest.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick pops Straw with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Patrick attempts a flurry of right blows to the face, but loses his balance.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 28 of 54 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 9 of 22 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Patrick is obviously tired.
Straw looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Patrick probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Patrick attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but misses completely.
+Patrick pounds Straw with a sweeping right to the chest.
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-Patrick lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Straw escapes.
+Patrick jolts Straw with a pair of solid punches to the face.
+Patrick lands a series of hard punches to the temple.
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+Straw staggers Patrick with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Patrick fires a flurry of shots to the head, but Straw stays away from it.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick hits with a series of hard punches to the eye.
+Patrick thumps Straw with a wild hook to the jaw.
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+Patrick suprises Straw with a series of furious punches to the face.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick punches Straw with a pair of hard punches to the face.
-Straw lunges with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Patrick deftly avoits it.
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+Patrick annoys Straw with a volley of blows to the mouth!
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick hits Straw with a flurry of punches to the nose!
-Straw paws a series of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Straw tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 49 of 69 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 7 of 24 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 29-28
Patrick looks exhausted.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 4
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Patrick throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Straw quickly backs away.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick belts Straw with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest. Straw doesn't notice.
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-Straw tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Patrick quickly backs away.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Patrick fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Straw probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
+Patrick jolts Straw with a off balance straight right to the stomach. Straw doesn't notice. Patrick smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Straw seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patrick looks exhausted.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a technical knockout!
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