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(Toughman) You eat it defeated Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, August 20, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is You eat it!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.

+You Eat It scores with a series of furious shots to the temple. Dodging backpedals to his own corner.
Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It throws a series of left shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Dodging hits You Eat It with a pair of nasty blows to the mouth. You Eat It doesn't notice.
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+You Eat It throws a pair of painful blows to the temple.
+Dodging drills You Eat It with a volley of off balance punches to the nose. You Eat It retreats to the far corner.
+Dodging punches You Eat It with a pair of loud punches to the temple!
Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It smashes Dodging with a flurry of nice shots to the head.
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-You Eat It attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Dodging steps aside and laughs.
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+Dodging backs up You Eat It with a barrage of quick punches to the eye. You Eat It laughs!
-You Eat It attempts a volley of blows to the head, but Dodging ducks just in time.
Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodging annoys You Eat It with a stiff straight right to the head.
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+Dodging hits with a solid jab to the nose.
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-You Eat It launches a flurry of blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
-You Eat It paws a series of right blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Dodging hits with a volley of hard punches to the head.
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-You Eat It attempts a right cross to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Dodging annoys You Eat It with a hard jab to the jaw.
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Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Dodging escapes.
+Dodging throws a series of punches to the nose.
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-You Eat It lunges with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 17 of 52 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 40 of 43 punches.

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 10-9


You Eat It doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dodging strikes with a volley of wild blows to the jaw.
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Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It tries to land a barrage of left blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Dodging blocks.
Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodging fires a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
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-You Eat It launches a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Dodging covers himself well.
-You Eat It lunges with a flurry of left blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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+You Eat It belts Dodging with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Dodging tosses a left to the eye.
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+You Eat It scores with a series of glancing punches to the face.
-You Eat It attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but Dodging blocks.
-You Eat It probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dodging backs out of it.
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+Dodging wallops You Eat It with a barrage of vicious blows to the chin. You Eat It ignores it.
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Dodging tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It fires a pair of punches to the nose, but Dodging steps aside.
+Dodging solidly lands a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
-You Eat It attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
+Dodging fires a volley of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 18 of 60 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 43 of 43 punches.

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 20-18


You Eat It doesn't even want to rest!

Dodging doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

You Eat It is brawling. (inside)
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.

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-You Eat It lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Dodging stays away from it.
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+Dodging attacks with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
+You Eat It slams Dodging with a flurry of furious shots to the temple! Dodging grimaces in pain.
+You Eat It pops Dodging with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
You Eat It lands a bone crushing smash to the jaw and Dodging hurtles to the canvas!!

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Dodging struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dodging scores with a series of heavy punches to the head.
Dodging lands a mighty punch in the nose and You Eat It drops like a stone!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dodging tags You Eat It with a volley of punches to the temple!!
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+You Eat It wallops Dodging with a quick roundhouse to the nose.
+You Eat It thumps Dodging with a barrage of light blows to the chin.
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-You Eat It launches a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Dodging hits You Eat It with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Dodging lands a pair of painful shots to the chin. You Eat It beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dodging hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
Dodging lands a quick left punch in the nose and You Eat It collapses!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dodging throws a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Dodging hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple!!
-You Eat It probes with a series of blows to the head, but Dodging covers himself well.
+You Eat It lashes out with a series of commanding blows to the temple.
-You Eat It probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Dodging ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

You eat it landed 11 of 46 punches, and Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 44 of 45 punches.

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9

Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall is winning the fight 30-27


You Eat It remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dodging remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

You Eat It is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dodging belts You Eat It with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Dodging catches You Eat It with a barrage of stinging blows to the jaw. You Eat It gets mad!
+You Eat It pummels Dodging with a series of wild punches to the temple. Dodging falls against the ropes!
You Eat It lands a beautiful blow to the head and Dodging is flattened!!

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He's Out!
You eat it wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
You Eat It looks exhausted. He has a bloody lip.

Dodging can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9

You eat it wins by a knockout!