Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated The Edge by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Tuesday, August 16, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is The Edge!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of blows to the stomach, but The Edge escapes.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but The Edge deftly avoits it.
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+The Edge tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge belts Dorkness 3 with a volley of punches to the eye.
+The Edge lands a pair of stinging punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge lands a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 3 strikes with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+The Edge drills Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the jaw.
+The Edge lands a straight right to the mouth! Dorkness 3 shakes his head to clear it.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a series of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 25 punches, and The Edge landed 31 of 33 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Edge doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Edge punches Dorkness 3 with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 staggers The Edge with a flurry of blows to the ribs!!
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a left hook to the stomach, but The Edge hides behind his gloves.
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+The Edge throws a series of heavy punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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+The Edge pops Dorkness 3 with a pair of solid punches to the chest! Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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+The Edge fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 launches a cross to the stomach, but The Edge covers himself well.
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+The Edge tosses a sweeping right to the ribs!!
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+The Edge annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 9 of 23 punches, and The Edge landed 31 of 31 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Edge doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 paws a hook to the ribs, but The Edge steps aside.
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+The Edge wallops Dorkness 3 with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 laughs!
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+The Edge hammers Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 punches The Edge with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge solidly lands a volley of stinging blows to the ribs. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Edge jolts Dorkness 3 with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+The Edge fires a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 24 punches, and The Edge landed 30 of 30 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but The Edge deftly avoits it.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 pops The Edge with a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+The Edge tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest!! Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 10 of 24 punches, and The Edge landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but The Edge takes it in the forearms.
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+The Edge jars Dorkness 3 with a pair of nice blows to the stomach. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
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+The Edge thumps Dorkness 3 with a pair of furious punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+The Edge catches Dorkness 3 with a series of painful punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Edge hits Dorkness 3 with a volley of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 strikes with The Edge with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 3 pounds The Edge with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge steps aside.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but The Edge steps aside.
-Dorkness 3 charges with a series of left blows to the chest, but The Edge deftly avoits it.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge pokes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 strikes with a series of blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 38 punches, and The Edge landed 27 of 32 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+The Edge hits Dorkness 3 with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but The Edge steps aside.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hurts The Edge with a flurry of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but The Edge quickly backs away.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 lands a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. The Edge backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a sweeping right to the stomach, but The Edge takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 15 of 35 punches, and The Edge landed 9 of 9 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of shots to the chest, but The Edge leaps aside.
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+The Edge connects with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+The Edge smashes Dorkness 3 with a pair of nice punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a uppercut to the ribs, but The Edge beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 3 jars The Edge with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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+The Edge nails Dorkness 3 with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge belts Dorkness 3 with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a pair of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+The Edge jars Dorkness 3 with a volley of off balance shots to the ribs.
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+The Edge throws a volley of stinging punches to the stomach! Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge escapes.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a left right to the ribs, but The Edge ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 3 stuns The Edge with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs. The Edge sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 44 punches, and The Edge landed 29 of 33 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 3 pokes The Edge with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 3 backs up The Edge with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
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+The Edge nails Dorkness 3 with a painful jab to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but The Edge ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a roundhouse to the ribs, but The Edge covers himself well.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 slams The Edge with a series of commanding shots to the ribs!
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 43 punches, and The Edge landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 3 attempts a right cross to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+The Edge throws a series of blows to the stomach!
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a strong straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a pair of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
+Dorkness 3 tosses a barrage of solid punches to the chest!!
-The Edge lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 3 blocks.
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+The Edge takes charge with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a right left to the stomach, but The Edge covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 3 launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but The Edge stays away from it.
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+The Edge fires a barrage of stiff punches to the chest!!
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps The Edge with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but The Edge takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 41 punches, and The Edge landed 24 of 32 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 3 catches The Edge with a flurry of glancing shots to the chest!!
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the temple.
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+The Edge lands a series of punches to the mouth.
+The Edge whacks Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 3 solidly lands a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge stuns Dorkness 3 with a series of hard punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 3 tags The Edge with a volley of glancing blows to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 3 clocks The Edge with a quick right to the ribs!
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-The Edge lunges with a flurry of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but The Edge ducks just in time.
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+The Edge pummels Dorkness 3 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a series of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 3 tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Edge annoys Dorkness 3 with a series of blows to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 41 punches, and The Edge landed 27 of 39 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge is slowing down.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Edge pounds Dorkness 3 with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 3 paws a right right to the chest, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a sweeping right to the chest.
+Dorkness 3 whacks The Edge with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but The Edge quickly backs away.
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+The Edge throws a series of painful punches to the eye.
+The Edge stuns Dorkness 3 with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
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+The Edge lashes out with a series of punches to the temple.
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+The Edge hurts Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the head. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 3 backs up The Edge with a series of blows to the solar plexus!!
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+The Edge lands a volley of nice punches to the head!!
+ The fighters swap shots to the mouth.
-Dorkness 3 lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+The Edge fires a jab to the jaw. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 3 suprises The Edge with a series of off balance shots to the ribs.
+The Edge tags Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the head.
+The Edge punches Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the face! Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Edge tags Dorkness 3 with a pair of strong punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 17 of 40 punches, and The Edge landed 46 of 52 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge looks exhausted.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 3 whacks The Edge with a flurry of glancing blows to the nose.
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+The Edge fires a pair of glancing blows to the jaw. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Edge catches Dorkness 3 with a painful jab to the face!!
+Dorkness 3 stuns The Edge with a volley of quick blows to the mouth.
+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of hard shots to the mouth.
Dorkness 3 lands a sudden right punch in the nose and The Edge is flattened!!
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Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge receives medical attention from his trainer. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: The Edge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: The Edge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: The Edge 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: The Edge 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: The Edge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: The Edge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: The Edge 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: The Edge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: The Edge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: The Edge 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!
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