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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, August 15, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dine&dash smacks Straw with a pair of nice blows to the temple.
-Straw throws a series of right combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Straw attacks with a barrage of hard combinations to the eye.
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-Straw attempts a series of combinations to the chin, but Dine&dash backs out of it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dine&dash probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dine&dash shakes Straw with a series of blows to the chin. Straw gets mad!
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+Dine&dash connects with a flurry of glancing combinations to the mouth.
Dine&dash lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Straw falls senseless!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw hits with a jab to the head.
+Straw pummels Dine&dash with a blow to the groin! That was totally uncalled for!
+Dine&dash thumps Straw with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw solidly lands a pair of mean combinations to the face. Dine&dash asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Straw lands a thundering right blow to the temple and Dine&dash is knocked down!!

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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw attacks with a series of loud punches to the face.
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+Straw punches Dine&dash with a flurry of off balance combinations to the eye.
Straw lands a terrific right smash to the jaw and Dine&dash hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw is slowing down.

Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!





Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!