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(Heavyweight) Mad Cow Flatulence defeated Apples by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Friday, May 12, 2000

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Mad Cow Flatulence!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Apples!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Apples wallops Flatulence with a pair of heavy punches to the eye!
+Apples stuns Flatulence with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Apples probes with a straight right to the stomach, but Flatulence beats a hasty retreat.
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+Flatulence jolts Apples with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Apples charges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Flatulence punches Apples with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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-Apples tries a jab to the chest, but Flatulence narrowly avoids it
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+Apples tosses a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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-Flatulence attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Apples deftly avoits it.
-Apples probes with a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Apples thumps Flatulence with a series of painful punches to the mouth!
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+Apples tosses a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Apples attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Flatulence blocks.
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-Flatulence tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Flatulence hits Apples with a series of stinging punches to the chest!!
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-Apples probes with a right jab to the chest, but Flatulence leaps aside.
-Flatulence launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 17 of 33 punches, and Apples landed 34 of 64 punches.

Apples won the round 10-9

Apples is winning the fight 10-9


Flatulence doesn't want to stop fighting!

Apples doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples comes out fighting.

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-Apples attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Flatulence beats a hasty retreat.
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+Flatulence connects with a series of light punches to the temple.
-Flatulence throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Flatulence grazes Apples with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Flatulence probes with a right roundhouse to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Apples fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Flatulence takes it in the forearms.
+Flatulence scores with a volley of hard punches to the head!
+Apples hits with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. Flatulence grimaces in pain.
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+Flatulence slams Apples with a flurry of nasty punches to the face. Apples covers up.
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+Flatulence lands a volley of glancing punches to the head. Apples retreats to the far corner.
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+Flatulence attacks with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Flatulence throws a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Flatulence pummels Apples with a volley of heavy punches to the chest! Apples shakes his head to clear it.
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+Apples tags Flatulence with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
+Apples solidly lands a volley of glancing shots to the eye.
+Flatulence catches Apples with a nice jab to the chin. Apples seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 45 of 60 punches, and Apples landed 18 of 30 punches.

Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Flatulence doesn't want to stop fighting!

Apples doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Apples throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Flatulence leaps aside.
-Apples lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Flatulence pokes Apples with a roundhouse to the chest.
+Flatulence hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Apples shakes Flatulence with a barrage of punches to the chin. Flatulence sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Apples pops Flatulence with a jab to the mouth.
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+Flatulence throws a furious cross to the stomach!!
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-Apples lunges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Flatulence covers himself well.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Apples fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Flatulence escapes.
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+Flatulence punches Apples with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
+Apples lands a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Flatulence attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Flatulence pops Apples with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Apples shakes his head to clear it.
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+Flatulence fires a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Flatulence paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Apples ties him up.
+Flatulence fires a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Apples laughs!
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-Apples tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Flatulence lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Apples backs out of it.
+Apples thumps Flatulence with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 38 of 59 punches, and Apples landed 34 of 67 punches.

Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9

Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 29-28


Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!

Apples doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples comes out fighting.

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+Flatulence tags Apples with a barrage of furious shots to the nose.
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+Flatulence takes charge with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth! Apples doesn't seem bothered.
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+Flatulence suprises Apples with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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-Apples tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Flatulence hits Apples with a nasty cross to the chin. Apples is hurt!
+Flatulence tattoos Apples with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+Apples drills Flatulence with a cross to the stomach.
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-Apples lunges with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Flatulence deftly avoits it.
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+Flatulence punches Apples with a right to the jaw.
+Flatulence pounds Apples with a quick jab to the head!
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-Flatulence attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but Apples covers himself well.
+Flatulence fires a pair of glancing punches to the mouth!
+Flatulence tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
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+Flatulence hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Flatulence belts Apples with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 49 of 52 punches, and Apples landed 16 of 32 punches.

Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9

Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 39-37


Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!

Apples doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Flatulence probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Apples backs out of it.
+Flatulence hammers Apples with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Apples tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Flatulence hides behind his gloves.
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+Apples hits Flatulence with a commanding uppercut to the jaw.
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+Apples hits with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
+Apples hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Flatulence charges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Apples steps aside.
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-Apples lashes out with a left to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Apples hits with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
+Flatulence hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Apples backpedals to his own corner.
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+Apples nails Flatulence with a series of punches to the chin. Flatulence doesn't notice.
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+Apples fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Apples tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Apples attempts a series of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Apples throws a volley of left punches to the face, but misses.
-Flatulence attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Flatulence connects with a cross to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 16 of 30 punches, and Apples landed 33 of 62 punches.

Apples won the round 10-9

Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 48-47


Flatulence doesn't even want to rest!

Apples remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Apples jolts Flatulence with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Apples probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Flatulence catches Apples with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
-Apples launches a right left to the stomach, but Flatulence backs out of it.
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+Apples smashes Flatulence with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Flatulence laughs!
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-Flatulence paws a cross to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Flatulence launches a left jab to the eye, but Apples ducks just in time.
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+Flatulence nails Apples with a flurry of punches to the head. Apples seems wobbly!
-Apples tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Apples launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Apples throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Flatulence backs out of it.
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+Apples backs up Flatulence with a series of loud punches to the mouth. Flatulence shakes his head to clear it.
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+Flatulence staggers Apples with a stiff jab to the temple.
-Flatulence attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Flatulence attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Apples quickly backs away.
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+Flatulence thumps Apples with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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-Apples probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Apples fires a series of mean punches to the chest. Flatulence ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 30 of 57 punches, and Apples landed 34 of 61 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 58-57


Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apples remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Flatulence attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Apples steps aside.
-Apples tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Flatulence blocks.
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+Apples belts Flatulence with a volley of stinging punches to the eye.
-Apples charges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Flatulence blocks.
-Apples fires a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Flatulence charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Apples lunges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Apples whacks Flatulence with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Apples lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Apples tags Flatulence with a volley of stiff punches to the face!!
-Apples launches a pair of punches to the eye, but Flatulence takes it in the forearms.
+Apples backs up Flatulence with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Apples strikes with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Flatulence lands a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
+Flatulence annoys Apples with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
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+Apples hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Flatulence catches Apples with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Apples probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Apples tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Flatulence escapes.
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+Apples smacks Flatulence with a barrage of stinging shots to the stomach.
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+Apples grazes Flatulence with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Apples wakes up the fans with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
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-Apples probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Flatulence quickly backs away.
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-Apples launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Flatulence steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 21 of 30 punches, and Apples landed 45 of 96 punches.

Apples won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apples grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Flatulence lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Flatulence tattoos Apples with a series of vicious punches to the mouth!! Apples laughs!
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+Apples slams Flatulence with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Apples slams Flatulence with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Flatulence whacks Apples with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Apples nails Flatulence with a series of punches to the eye.
-Apples fires a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Flatulence throws a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.
+Apples scores with a volley of punches to the face. Flatulence quickly recovers.
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+Apples pops Flatulence with a left to the head. Flatulence doesn't notice.
-Apples throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Apples annoys Flatulence with a volley of nice punches to the nose. Flatulence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Apples tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Flatulence quickly backs away.
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+Apples punches Flatulence with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Apples pops Flatulence with a stinging jab to the chest.
+Flatulence hits with a pair of punches to the stomach. Apples backpedals to his own corner.
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-Flatulence paws a series of left punches to the face, but Apples deftly avoits it.
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+Apples slams Flatulence with a barrage of nasty punches to the face!
-Apples attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Apples connects with a series of punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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-Apples attempts a series of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Flatulence backs up Apples with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Apples probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 30 of 38 punches, and Apples landed 42 of 90 punches.

Apples won the round 10-9

Apples is winning the fight 77-76


Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apples grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Flatulence throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Apples paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Flatulence escapes.
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+Flatulence slams Apples with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
+Apples punches Flatulence with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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-Apples tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Flatulence deftly avoits it.
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-Apples tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Flatulence hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Apples tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Apples connects with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Flatulence punches Apples with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Apples punches Flatulence with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
-Apples launches a series of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Apples launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Apples tags Flatulence with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus. Flatulence shakes his head to clear it.
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+Apples pops Flatulence with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
+Flatulence lashes out with a volley of punches to the face. Apples backpedals to his own corner.
-Apples lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Apples wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious punches to the eye. Flatulence sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Flatulence tags Apples with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Apples throws a roundhouse to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Apples charges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Flatulence takes it in the forearms.
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-Apples probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Flatulence quickly backs away.
-Apples lunges with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Flatulence leaps aside.
+Apples smacks Flatulence with a barrage of stinging shots to the chin.
-Apples throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Flatulence beats a hasty retreat.
+Apples tattoos Flatulence with a flurry of mean punches to the temple. Flatulence doesn't notice.
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+Apples rocks Flatulence with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 30 of 40 punches, and Apples landed 38 of 89 punches.

Apples won the round 10-9

Apples is winning the fight 87-85


Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apples is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Flatulence jars Apples with a light jab to the stomach.
+Flatulence fires a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Apples staggers Flatulence with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
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-Apples throws a series of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Flatulence launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Apples covers himself well.
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+Flatulence throws a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
-Apples attacks with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Flatulence fires a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
+Flatulence lashes out with a series of furious punches to the mouth!
+Flatulence clocks Apples with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Apples hits Flatulence with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Apples probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Apples probes with a right straight right to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Apples hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Flatulence launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Apples backs out of it.
+Flatulence tags Apples with a pair of punches to the nose. Apples laughs!
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+Flatulence stuns Apples with a barrage of stinging punches to the face. Apples hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Apples catches Flatulence with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Flatulence fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Apples backs out of it.
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-Flatulence probes with a series of right punches to the head, but Apples leaps aside.
-Flatulence attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Apples attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Flatulence stays away from it.
-Apples probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Flatulence takes it in the forearms.
-Flatulence tries to land a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Apples smacks Flatulence with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
+Flatulence grazes Apples with a pair of punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 44 of 73 punches, and Apples landed 31 of 65 punches.

Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9

Apples is winning the fight 96-95


Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apples is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Flatulence hits with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
-Flatulence attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Flatulence throws a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Apples tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Flatulence ducks.
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+Apples throws a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
-Apples attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Apples throws a cross to the chin.
+Apples fires a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+Flatulence shakes Apples with a volley of punches to the nose. Apples sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Apples lands a flurry of loud punches to the jaw!
-Apples paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Flatulence covers himself well.
-Apples launches a pair of right punches to the chin, but Flatulence ducks just in time.
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-Apples attempts a series of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Apples tries a left left to the solar plexus, but Flatulence ducks.
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-Apples launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Flatulence annoys Apples with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
+Flatulence tosses a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Apples shakes Flatulence with a series of punches to the ribs!
+Flatulence nails Apples with a pair of punches to the stomach. Apples backpedals to his own corner.
-Flatulence probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Apples hides behind his gloves.
+Flatulence throws a series of punches to the temple. Apples doesn't seem bothered.
+Flatulence rocks Apples with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
-Apples launches a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Flatulence throws a mean right to the head.
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+Flatulence jars Apples with a jab to the head.
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+Apples thumps Flatulence with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
+Flatulence hits with a series of quick punches to the chin.
+Flatulence throws a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Apples charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Apples probes with a right to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Flatulence whacks Apples with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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+Apples fires a pair of nice punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 58 of 72 punches, and Apples landed 37 of 96 punches.

Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Flatulence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apples is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Flatulence stays outside and uses his jab.
Apples throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Flatulence tags Apples with a series of punches to the stomach!! Apples sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Flatulence punches Apples with a pair of heavy punches to the temple!
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+Flatulence attacks with a pair of hooks to the face!!
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+Apples attacks with a pair of loud shots to the head.
-Apples charges with a left sweeping right to the face, but Flatulence narrowly avoids it
+Flatulence rocks Apples with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
-Apples lashes out with a left left to the chin, but misses.
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+Flatulence punches Apples with a barrage of punches to the temple. Apples grimaces in pain.
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-Apples lunges with a pair of blows to the face, but Flatulence hides behind his gloves.
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-Apples attempts a series of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Flatulence pounds Apples with a volley of solid punches to the face. Apples hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Flatulence catches Apples with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Apples fires a volley of loud punches to the eye. Flatulence hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Flatulence tags Apples with a flurry of strong punches to the face. Apples seems wobbly!
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+Flatulence scores with a barrage of mean roundhouses to the jaw.
+Flatulence punches Apples with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Flatulence punches Apples with a wild right to the temple.
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+Flatulence throws a uppercut to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mad Cow Flatulence landed 63 of 74 punches, and Apples landed 13 of 30 punches.

Mad Cow Flatulence won the round 10-9

Mad Cow Flatulence is winning the fight 115-114


Flatulence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Apples is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Apples 10-9
Round 2: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Apples 10-9
Round 6: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 7: Apples 10-9
Round 8: Apples 10-9
Round 9: Apples 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 11: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 12: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9

Total Score: Mad Cow Flatulence 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Apples 10-9
Round 2: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Apples 10-9
Round 6: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 7: Apples 10-9
Round 8: Apples 10-9
Round 9: Apples 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 11: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 12: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9

Total Score: Mad Cow Flatulence 115-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Apples 10-9
Round 2: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 3: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 4: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 5: Apples 10-9
Round 6: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 7: Apples 10-9
Round 8: Apples 10-9
Round 9: Apples 10-9
Round 10: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 11: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9
Round 12: Mad Cow Flatulence 10-9

Total Score: Mad Cow Flatulence 115-113

Mad Cow Flatulence wins by decision!