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(Super-Welterweight) Harold Johnson defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, August 11, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Harold Johnson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Johnson quickly backs away.
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-Johnson lunges with a pair of shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but Johnson hides behind his gloves.
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-Tutu! charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! fires a right right to the chest, but Johnson narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 4 of 31 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

-Tutu! attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Tutu! attempts a left to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! tries to land a straight right to the solar plexus, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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-Tutu! launches a series of left punches to the chest, but Johnson backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 24 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 7 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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+Johnson hammers Tutu! with a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Johnson is jabbing and laughing! Tutu! starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Harold Johnson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Harold Johnson wins by a technical knockout!