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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated "Jana Linke Sippl" by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, August 6, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 181 pounds (82 kilograms) is "Jana Linke Sippl"!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Boom I backs up Jana Linke Sippl with a flurry of shots to the eye. Jana Linke Sippl backpedals to his own corner.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I attempts a right roundhouse to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jana Linke Sippl hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Jana Linke Sippl fires a volley of light blows to the solar plexus!
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-Boom I launches a volley of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 16 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jana Linke Sippl doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jana Linke Sippl catches Boom I with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jana Linke Sippl lunges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jana Linke Sippl stuns Boom I with a volley of loud punches to the stomach. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Jana Linke Sippl backs out of it.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hammers Jana Linke Sippl with a series of blows to the ribs.
-Jana Linke Sippl tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 6 of 16 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 14 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jana Linke Sippl doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Jana Linke Sippl backs out of it.
+Jana Linke Sippl hits Boom I with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Jana Linke Sippl quickly backs away.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I backs up Jana Linke Sippl with a volley of punches to the stomach. Jana Linke Sippl backpedals to his own corner.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl grazes Boom I with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jana Linke Sippl connects with a volley of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I smashes Jana Linke Sippl with a pair of solid shots to the stomach.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 22 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 13 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jana Linke Sippl hammers Boom I with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-Jana Linke Sippl attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but Boom I backs out of it.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Jana Linke Sippl ducks.
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+Jana Linke Sippl punches Boom I with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I rocks Jana Linke Sippl with a pair of quick shots to the stomach.
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+Boom I catches Jana Linke Sippl with a nice uppercut to the chest.
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-Jana Linke Sippl throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Jana Linke Sippl connects with a volley of solid punches to the stomach. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 14 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-36


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a left to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Jana Linke Sippl lands a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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+Boom I fires a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus!! Jana Linke Sippl is hurt!
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl solidly lands a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Boom I attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jana Linke Sippl clocks Boom I with a pair of painful blows to the chest!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 26 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 16 of 25 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 50-45


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I smacks Jana Linke Sippl with a volley of punches to the ribs. Jana Linke Sippl gets mad!
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-Jana Linke Sippl probes with a sweeping right to the ribs, but Boom I stays away from it.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jana Linke Sippl attacks with a left jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Boom I thumps Jana Linke Sippl with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach!
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+Jana Linke Sippl punches Boom I with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
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+Jana Linke Sippl stuns Boom I with a flurry of painful shots to the chest!
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+Jana Linke Sippl solidly lands a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
-Boom I tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Boom I charges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 15 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 60-54


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jana Linke Sippl throws a series of punches to the ribs. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of blows to the chest, but Jana Linke Sippl ties him up.
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+Jana Linke Sippl scores with a flurry of quick shots to the ribs.
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+Boom I tosses a mean left to the ribs. Jana Linke Sippl gets mad!
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jana Linke Sippl connects with a pair of punches to the stomach. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
-Jana Linke Sippl attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Boom I steps aside.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 14 of 26 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 70-63


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl backs up Boom I with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Jana Linke Sippl tosses a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jana Linke Sippl charges with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I throws a flurry of quick blows to the ribs.
-Boom I throws a right hook to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Jana Linke Sippl charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Boom I paws a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Jana Linke Sippl beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 23 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 12 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 80-72


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl backpedals and jabs.

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl suprises Boom I with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Jana Linke Sippl ducks.
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+Boom I wallops Jana Linke Sippl with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jana Linke Sippl backs out of it.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I punches Jana Linke Sippl with a glancing jab to the stomach. Jana Linke Sippl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 25 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 5 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 90-81


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jana Linke Sippl solidly lands a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl belts Boom I with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jana Linke Sippl fires a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Boom I leaps aside.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries a hook to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jana Linke Sippl scores with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I strikes with a barrage of blows to the chest.
-Boom I lunges with a series of right shots to the chest, but Jana Linke Sippl ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 23 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 14 of 23 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 100-90


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jana Linke Sippl remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jana Linke Sippl fights inside. (inside)

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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Jana Linke Sippl quickly backs away.
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+Jana Linke Sippl annoys Boom I with a painful uppercut to the chin.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jana Linke Sippl tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jana Linke Sippl charges with a series of shots to the jaw, but Boom I ducks.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of stinging blows to the stomach.
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+Jana Linke Sippl scores with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
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+Boom I hammers Jana Linke Sippl with a series of light blows to the ribs.
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-Boom I tries to land a hook to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Jana Linke Sippl throws a pair of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Jana Linke Sippl lands a series of shots to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 23 punches, and "Jana Linke Sippl" landed 11 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 110-99


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jana Linke Sippl grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Jana Linke Sippl fights inside. (inside)

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+Jana Linke Sippl catches Boom I with a powerful hook to the jaw.
Jana Linke Sippl lands a powerful blow to the head and Boom I's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I catches Jana Linke Sippl with a pair of blows to the chin. Jana Linke Sippl asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Boom I lands a well placed right uppercut and Jana Linke Sippl is knocked down!!

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Jana Linke Sippl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I connects with a flurry of shots to the temple! Jana Linke Sippl is hurt!
Boom I lands a powerful right haymaker and Jana Linke Sippl is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Jana Linke Sippl struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jana Linke Sippl catches Boom I with a flurry of vicious blows to the face.
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+Boom I scores with a volley of hard shots to the nose.
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+Jana Linke Sippl jars Boom I with a hook to the chin. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Boom I lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
Boom I lands a thundering cross to the jaw and Jana Linke Sippl drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jana Linke Sippl is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!