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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Body Breaker by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Wednesday, August 3, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Body Breaker!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Breaker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 jolts Breaker with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a pair of glancing blows to the chest!!
Dorkness 4 lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Breaker is knocked out of the ring!!

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Breaker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a uppercut to the chest.
+Breaker connects with a volley of punches to the face.
+Breaker catches Dorkness 4 with a pair of blows to the nose. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Breaker tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Breaker connects with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 4 fires a series of shots to the chest!
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Breaker tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of light punches to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a sudden cross to the jaw and Breaker lands flat on his back!!

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Breaker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Breaker connects with a vicious cross to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 4 hurts Breaker with a wild left to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 pummels Breaker with a mean cross to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
Breaker tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Breaker stuns Dorkness 4 with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Breaker hits with a volley of blows to the head!
Breaker lands a blood spattering right blow to the temple and Dorkness 4's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Breaker throws a barrage of painful punches to the chin!
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Breaker jolts Dorkness 4 with a volley of shots to the temple.
Breaker lands a mighty hook and Dorkness 4 drops like a stone!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 hurts Breaker with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus! Breaker shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Body Breaker landed 18 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 24 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Breaker is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Breaker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 shakes Breaker with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Breaker with a barrage of painful punches to the chest. Breaker quickly recovers.
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+Breaker backs up Dorkness 4 with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Breaker attacks with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach!
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+Breaker attacks with a series of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 laughs!
Breaker tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Breaker with a barrage of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a decisive left haymaker and Breaker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Breaker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Breaker tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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Breaker tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 backs up Breaker with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating left blow to the head and Breaker is knocked out of the ring!!

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Breaker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 shakes Breaker with a left to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a slow motion left smash to the jaw and Breaker is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Breaker receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!