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(Strawweight) BAMF Strawizzle 3 defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, August 1, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 3!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Strawizzle 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 1 strikes with a flurry of commanding combinations to the nose. Strawizzle 3 backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkness 1 wallops Strawizzle 3 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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-Strawizzle 3 fires a series of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
-Strawizzle 3 tries a pair of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Strawizzle 3 probes with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a series of glancing combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive right hook and Strawizzle 3 is knocked off his feet!!

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Strawizzle 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 fires a wild combination to the temple!
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+Strawizzle 3 punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 jars Strawizzle 3 with a volley of light combinations to the nose.
+Dorkness 1 jolts Strawizzle 3 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Strawizzle 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw!
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing hook and Strawizzle 3 falls to the canvas!!

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Strawizzle 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Strawizzle 3 attacks with a barrage of heavy blows to the stomach. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
Strawizzle 3 lands a resounding left blow to the head and Dorkness 1 goes over backwards!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Strawizzle 3 fires a volley of hard shots to the ribs. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Strawizzle 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Strawizzle 3 pops Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty shots to the ribs. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
Strawizzle 3 lands a well placed right blow to the head and Dorkness 1 is flattened!!

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He's Out!
BAMF Strawizzle 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Strawizzle 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.

Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.





BAMF Strawizzle 3 wins by a knockout!