Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Founders KBS by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, July 25, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 65 pounds (29 kilograms) is Founders KBS!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Founders tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of combinations to the nose. Founders laughs!
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Founders with a flurry of strong combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Founders falls senseless!!
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Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Founders throws a series of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Founders probes with a barrage of combinations to the face, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Founders clocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of loud combinations to the chin.
Founders lands a resounding left punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Founders attacks with a barrage of solid combinations to the head. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
Founders lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is flattened!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a jab to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of light combinations to the nose.
-Founders probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Founders with a barrage of stiff combinations to the temple! Founders is hurt!
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering uppercut and Founders's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.
Founders receives medical attention from his trainer.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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