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(Heavyweight) Hamilton "lover boy" Mason defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, July 23, 2022

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 364 pounds (165 kilograms) is Hamilton "lover boy" Mason!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lover Boy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Censored attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Lover Boy steps aside and laughs.
-Lover Boy lashes out with a right to the chest, but goes wide.
-Censored attempts a left jab to the jaw, but Lover Boy escapes.
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+Lover Boy smacks Censored with a series of punches to the stomach.
Lover Boy lands a devestating left smash to the jaw and Censored's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lover Boy probes with a right to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Censored attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Censored jars Lover Boy with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Lover Boy quickly recovers.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Censored tries to land a series of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Censored throws a volley of wild blows to the chest. Lover Boy grimaces in pain.
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-Lover Boy lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Censored takes charge with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Censored smashes Lover Boy with a loud cross to the stomach.
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-Censored launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
Censored tries to attack, but Lover Boy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Censored hurts Lover Boy with a volley of furious shots to the temple!
-Censored launches a left jab to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Lover Boy fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Censored covers himself well.
+Lover Boy smashes Censored with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest. Lover Boy is hammering relentlessly! Censored falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored can't remember which corner is his.

Lover Boy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Hamilton "lover boy" Mason wins by a technical knockout!