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(Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! defeated Clay Guida by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Thursday, July 21, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Clay Guida!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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+Tutu!! hits Guida with a hook to the solar plexus. Guida hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Tutu!! lands a brutal hook and Guida's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! lands a pair of vicious punches to the ribs!
+Tutu!! lands a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus!
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-Guida attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Tutu!! attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs. Guida falls against the ropes!
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+Guida punches Tutu!! with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Tutu!! ignores it.
+Tutu!! jolts Guida with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! fires a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! hits Guida with a series of punches to the chest. Guida shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 32 of 33 punches, and Clay Guida landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-8

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-8


Tutu!! is obviously tired.

Guida is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Tutu!! throws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Guida seems wobbly!
+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! takes charge with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Guida asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Guida fires a pair of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu!! punches Guida with a series of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 19 of 24 punches, and Clay Guida landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-17


Tutu!! looks exhausted.

Guida collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

-Guida attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu!! throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu!! fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Guida covers himself well.
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+Tutu!! nails Guida with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! staggers Guida with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 16 of 25 punches, and Clay Guida landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-26


Tutu!! receives medical attention from his trainer.

Guida can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 4

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! steps aside.
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+Tutu!! staggers Guida with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 5 of 7 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-35


Tutu!! receives medical attention from his trainer.

Guida can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 5

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a volley of solid punches to the eye.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 50-44


Tutu!! collapses limply onto his stool.

Guida can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 6

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida fires a volley of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Tutu!! backs up Guida with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 60-53


Tutu!! looks exhausted.

Guida can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 7

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida attacks with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Tutu!! covers himself well.
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+Tutu!! hits with a pair of painful blows to the chest!
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 70-62


Tutu!! is slowing down.

Guida can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 8

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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+Tutu!! fires a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Guida paws a series of blows to the temple, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 9 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 80-71


Tutu!! is obviously tired.

Guida can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 9

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida probes with a barrage of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! smashes Guida with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth. Guida sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 90-80


Tutu!! is obviously tired.

Guida can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 10

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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+Tutu!! tags Guida with a volley of light punches to the chin.
Tutu!! lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Guida drops like a stone!!

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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Guida lashes out with a series of left blows to the chest, but Tutu!! covers himself well.
+Tutu!! fires a series of punches to the mouth.
Tutu!! lands a beautiful uppercut and Guida's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu!! looks exhausted.

Guida can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-8
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-8
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-8
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a knockout!