Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, July 18, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Straw throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
Straw lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Lord is knocked off his feet!!
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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lord clocks Straw with a volley of punches to the chin.
Lord lands a well placed uppercut and Straw's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lord jolts Straw with a flurry of furious punches to the face. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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+Straw annoys Lord with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw pummels Lord with a flurry of quick shots to the chest.
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+Straw rocks Lord with a volley of loud blows to the stomach.
Straw lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Lord is knocked down!!
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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lord thumps Straw with a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Lord connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Lord leaps aside.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord solidly lands a volley of glancing blows to the face. Straw ignores it.
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-Straw attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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The fighters circle.
+Lord tags Straw with a volley of loud blows to the nose.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord stuns Straw with a flurry of glancing punches to the head. Straw ignores it.
+Straw hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Lord asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Straw lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Lord collapses!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lord can't remember which corner is his.
Straw is obviously tired.
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!
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