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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Dancing Giant III by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Saturday, July 9, 2022

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet and 1 inch (246 centimeters) tall weighing in at 595 pounds (270 kilograms) is Dancing Giant III!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

-Minute tries a pair of punches to the face, but Dancing takes it in the forearms.
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+Minute tosses a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Minute tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
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-Dancing probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Dancing throws a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Minute drills Dancing with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw. Dancing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dancing tries to land a series of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Minute paws a volley of punches to the head, but Dancing ties him up.
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-Minute attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but Dancing covers himself well.
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+Minute pummels Dancing with a pair of punches to the head.
-Dancing charges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Minute covers himself well.
-Minute fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Minute jolts Dancing with a loud left to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 19 of 35 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 33 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 10-9


Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dancing doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Dancing attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Dancing tags Minute with a solid straight right to the eye.
-Minute launches a volley of punches to the chin, but Dancing deftly avoits it.
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-Dancing tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dancing throws a pair of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Dancing launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Minute hits Dancing with a pair of hard punches to the head.
-Minute launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute catches Dancing with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the eye. Dancing beats a hasty retreat.
-Minute attacks with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Dancing escapes.
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-Dancing throws a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 19 of 40 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 45 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 20-18


Minute doesn't even want to rest!

Dancing doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

-Minute launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but Dancing ties him up.
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-Dancing attempts a left jab to the head, but falls short.
-Dancing throws a left jab to the chin, but Minute ducks.
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+Dancing smacks Minute with a volley of glancing punches to the head. Minute sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Minute attempts a series of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Dancing pummels Minute with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Dancing paws a barrage of right blows to the head, but Minute leaps aside.
-Dancing lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute probes with a right straight right to the temple, but Dancing steps aside.
+Minute hurts Dancing with a series of nasty punches to the ribs. Dancing backpedals to his own corner.
-Minute tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Minute hits Dancing with a series of punches to the head. Dancing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dancing probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Dancing lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Minute hits with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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+Minute pops Dancing with a nice sweeping right to the eye.
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-Dancing fires a volley of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Dancing tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but Minute blocks.
+Minute fires a volley of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 21 of 49 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 11 of 54 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 30-27


Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dancing doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

-Dancing attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Minute fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Dancing punches Minute with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach! Minute ignores it.
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+Minute punches Dancing with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
-Dancing probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Minute throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Dancing backs out of it.
-Dancing paws a left jab to the chest, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Minute tries a hook to the nose, but Dancing ties him up.
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-Dancing tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Minute ducks just in time.
+Minute jolts Dancing with a volley of vicious punches to the head. Dancing is hurt!
+Minute punches Dancing with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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+Minute annoys Dancing with a series of nice blows to the face. Dancing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Minute attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Dancing attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute attempts a right left to the ribs, but Dancing backs out of it.
+Minute suprises Dancing with a sweeping right to the solar plexus!
+Minute tosses a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 29 of 60 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 37 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 40-36


Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

+Minute hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
-Dancing tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dancing thumps Minute with a pair of nasty punches to the chest!!
-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dancing steps aside.
+Minute attacks with a left to the mouth.
+Minute attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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-Minute lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Minute hits Dancing with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Minute attempts a left cross to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dancing tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Minute tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Dancing ducks just in time.
-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Dancing ties him up.
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+Minute lands a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Minute smashes Dancing with a pair of mean punches to the nose. Dancing shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dancing charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
-Minute throws a pair of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Dancing tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dancing charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 23 of 62 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 6 of 41 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 50-45


Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Minute nails Dancing with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Minute attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Dancing throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Minute narrowly avoids it
-Dancing charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Minute ties him up.
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-Dancing attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Dancing lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Minute steps aside.
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-Dancing probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but Dancing backs out of it.
+Minute pummels Dancing with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Minute tags Dancing with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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-Dancing tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
-Dancing tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Minute attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Minute charges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Dancing backs out of it.
-Minute lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dancing steps aside.
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+Minute grazes Dancing with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Minute fires a series of light punches to the eye.
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+Dancing scores with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
+Minute solidly lands a volley of stinging punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 27 of 68 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 7 of 41 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 60-54


Minute is obviously tired.

Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Dancing attempts a left roundhouse to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Minute throws a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Minute tags Dancing with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
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-Minute throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing paws a right right to the chest, but misses completely.
-Minute paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dancing backs out of it.
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-Dancing tries a sweeping right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Minute nails Dancing with a flurry of punches to the head. Dancing covers up.
-Dancing lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
-Minute probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Dancing narrowly avoids it
-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Minute tries a barrage of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Minute punches Dancing with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Dancing probes with a left uppercut to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Minute throws a cross to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dancing jars Minute with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Minute hits Dancing with a series of wild punches to the chin.
-Minute tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Dancing hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 21 of 78 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 8 of 38 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 70-63


Minute is slowing down.

Dancing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Dancing launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Dancing lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Dancing lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Dancing attacks with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Dancing charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Minute blocks.
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+Dancing fires a jab to the solar plexus.
-Dancing launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Minute ducks.
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-Dancing attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 3 of 7 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 41 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 79-73


Minute is slowing down.

Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

-Dancing attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing tries a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Dancing lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Dancing tries a series of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Dancing attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but Minute backs out of it.
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+Dancing strikes with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
-Minute lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Dancing ducks just in time.
+Dancing throws Minute with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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-Dancing probes with a left straight right to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Dancing throws a jab to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Dancing fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 2 of 8 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 6 of 38 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 88-83


Minute is obviously tired.

Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Dancing attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
-Dancing tries a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
+Minute pummels Dancing with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dancing launches a jab to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Dancing wallops Minute with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Minute grimaces in pain.
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-Minute attempts a roundhouse to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Dancing scores with Minute with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
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-Dancing tries a series of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Dancing launches a jab to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Dancing probes with a series of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Dancing throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Minute steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 3 of 8 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 5 of 38 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 97-93


Minute is obviously tired.

Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Dancing throws a volley of left uppercuts to the head, but Minute steps aside.
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-Dancing lashes out with a series of right roundhouses to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Dancing lashes out with a left cross to the face, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Dancing paws a blow to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Dancing attempts a shot to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Dancing charges with a series of right roundhouses to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Dancing drills Minute with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 4 of 9 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 3 of 30 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 106-103


Minute is obviously tired.

Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dancing is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Dancing attempts a pair of left hooks to the nose, but Minute ducks.
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-Dancing tries a series of shots to the mouth, but Minute ducks.
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-Minute tries to land a volley of left hooks to the head, but Dancing stays away from it.
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-Dancing paws a volley of blows to the nose, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dancing probes with a series of right crosses to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Dancing lands Minute with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
-Dancing paws a pair of crosses to the temple, but Minute ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Minute Bowl landed 4 of 7 punches, and Dancing Giant III landed 3 of 34 punches.

Dancing Giant III won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 115-113


Minute is obviously tired.

Dancing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 12: Dancing Giant III 10-9

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 12: Dancing Giant III 10-9

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 5: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 6: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 7: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 8: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 9: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 10: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 11: Dancing Giant III 10-9
Round 12: Dancing Giant III 10-9

Total Score: Minute Bowl 115-113

Minute Bowl wins by decision!