Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated #'s em by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, July 8, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is #'s em!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
#'S Em clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but #'S Em hangs on until the referee separates them.
-#'S Em tries to land a volley of right shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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Slammer tries to attack, but #'S Em hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-#'S Em probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
-#'S Em attempts a volley of left shots to the temple, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but #'S Em hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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Slammer tries to attack, but #'S Em hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-#'S Em probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
#'s em landed 3 of 26 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches.
#'s em won the round 10-9
#'s em is winning the fight 10-9
#'S Em is obviously tired.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
#'S Em clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but #'S Em hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-#'S Em probes with a roundhouse to the stomach, but Slammer stays away from it.
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-#'S Em attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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Slammer tries to attack, but #'S Em hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer attacks with a series of left punches to the jaw, but #'S Em beats a hasty retreat.
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Slammer tries to attack, but #'S Em hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-#'S Em lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Slammer ties him up.
Slammer tries to attack, but #'S Em hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-#'S Em attempts a left straight right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
#'s em landed 1 of 22 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 9 punches.
#'s em won the round 10-9
#'s em is winning the fight 20-18
#'S Em receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
#'S Em clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Slammer hammers #'S Em with a series of shots to the nose! #'S Em shakes his head to clear it. Slammer sees his chance -- he's pounding away! #'S Em is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
#'S Em can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: #'s em 10-9
Round 2: #'s em 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: #'s em 10-9
Round 2: #'s em 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: #'s em 10-9
Round 2: #'s em 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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