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(Welterweight) BAMF Da Shiznit 1 defeated Zwip drops his pants and by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, July 7, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is BAMF Da Shiznit 1!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Zwip drops his pants and!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Shiznit 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Zwip is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Zwip tries to attack, but Shiznit 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Shiznit 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shiznit 1 probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
Zwip tries to attack, but Shiznit 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Shiznit 1 paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Zwip quickly backs away.
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+Shiznit 1 throws Zwip with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Shiznit 1 tries a series of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Zwip throws a vicious jab to the eye. Shiznit 1 seems wobbly!
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+Shiznit 1 attacks with a pair of strong blows to the stomach.
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+Zwip throws a barrage of loud blows to the temple. Shiznit 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Shiznit 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip whacks Shiznit 1 with a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF Da Shiznit 1 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Zwip drops his pants and landed 24 of 24 punches.

Zwip drops his pants and won the round 10-9

Zwip drops his pants and is winning the fight 10-9


Shiznit 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Zwip is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Shiznit 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Zwip is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Shiznit 1 catches Zwip with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach! Zwip retreats to the far corner.
+Zwip hits Shiznit 1 with a series of punches to the nose! Shiznit 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Zwip annoys Shiznit 1 with a series of light punches to the temple.
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+Shiznit 1 wakes up the fans with Zwip with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Zwip strikes with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Shiznit 1 throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Zwip stays away from it.
Zwip tries to attack, but Shiznit 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Shiznit 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Zwip tries to attack, but Shiznit 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip fires a jab to the nose. Shiznit 1 gets mad!
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-Shiznit 1 attempts a series of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
Zwip tries to attack, but Shiznit 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip smacks Shiznit 1 with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Shiznit 1 hammers Zwip with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
Shiznit 1 lands a terrific left haymaker and Zwip falls senseless!!

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Zwip struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Shiznit 1 nails Zwip with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
Shiznit 1 lands a resounding cross to the jaw and Zwip falls to the canvas!!

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Zwip struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Shiznit 1 fires a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Zwip ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF Da Shiznit 1 landed 7 of 26 punches, and Zwip drops his pants and landed 19 of 23 punches.

BAMF Da Shiznit 1 won the round 10-7

BAMF Da Shiznit 1 is winning the fight 19-17


Shiznit 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Zwip receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 3

Shiznit 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Zwip is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Shiznit 1 hits with Zwip with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Shiznit 1 lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
Zwip tries to attack, but Shiznit 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Zwip pokes Shiznit 1 with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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+Zwip shakes Shiznit 1 with a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
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+Shiznit 1 punches Zwip with a strong hook to the chest. Shiznit 1 is hammering relentlessly! Zwip begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
BAMF Da Shiznit 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Shiznit 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Zwip can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zwip drops his pants and 10-9
Round 2: BAMF Da Shiznit 1 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zwip drops his pants and 10-9
Round 2: BAMF Da Shiznit 1 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zwip drops his pants and 10-9
Round 2: BAMF Da Shiznit 1 10-7

BAMF Da Shiznit 1 wins by a technical knockout!