Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, July 4, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I lands a volley of stinging punches to the face.
Boom I lands a thundering left blow to the temple and Patrick staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Patrick struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Boom I throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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+Boom I wallops Patrick with a barrage of off balance combinations to the face. Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
Boom I lands a terrific left blow to the temple and Patrick's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I is slowing down.
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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