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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, July 4, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Straw launches a series of combinations to the face, but Dine&dash ducks just in time.
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+Straw connects with Dine&dash with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Straw pounds Dine&dash with a volley of strong combinations to the temple.
Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dine&dash annoys Straw with a volley of vicious blows to the head.
Dine&dash lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and Straw collapses!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw throws a series of combinations to the jaw.
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+Straw whacks Dine&dash with a flurry of off balance combinations to the head.
+Straw hits with a barrage of shots to the chin. Dine&dash is hurt!
Straw lands a tremendous blow to the head and Dine&dash goes down!!

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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dine&dash fires a volley of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Straw lunges with a volley of right combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Straw lands a barrage of nice punches to the jaw. Dine&dash sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dine&dash tattoos Straw with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Dine&dash throws a flurry of shots to the nose. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dine&dash jolts Straw with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw lands a series of painful combinations to the chin.
Straw lands a brutal right uppercut and Dine&dash staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw is slowing down.

Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.





Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!