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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Founders KBS by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, July 4, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 65 pounds (29 kilograms) is Founders KBS!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Founders tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a flurry of loud blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Founders with a volley of glancing combinations to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning left blow to the head and Founders staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Founders struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but Founders covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Founders with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Founders launches a series of left combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Founders with a commanding sweeping right to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a well placed uppercut and Founders bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.

Founders collapses limply onto his stool.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!