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(Heavyweight) Post It Note defeated Hired Assasin by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, July 2, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 339 pounds (154 kilograms) is Hired Assasin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Post It Note!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Assasin clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Assasin throws a left straight right to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Post hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Assasin falls against the ropes!
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-Post lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Assasin beats a hasty retreat.
-Assasin throws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but falls short.
-Post attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Assasin escapes.
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+Assasin hits with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post punches Assasin with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Assasin probes with a left jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Assasin takes charge with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose!
Assasin lands a brutal hook and Post is flattened!!

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FIVE
Post struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post lashes out with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs!
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Assasin attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Post takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hired Assasin landed 7 of 24 punches, and Post It Note landed 15 of 24 punches.

Hired Assasin won the round 10-8

Hired Assasin is winning the fight 10-8


Assasin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Post doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Assasin clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post fires a pair of painful punches to the stomach!
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-Assasin attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but Post steps aside.
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-Post fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Assasin blocks.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hired Assasin landed 5 of 25 punches, and Post It Note landed 16 of 24 punches.

Post It Note won the round 10-9

Hired Assasin is winning the fight 19-18


Assasin collapses limply onto his stool.

Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Assasin clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Assasin tries a pair of shots to the ribs, but Post steps aside.
Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Post tries to attack, but Assasin hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post throws a series of strong punches to the face.
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-Assasin attempts a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Post leaps aside.
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-Assasin launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Assasin charges with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Post clocks Assasin with a hook to the temple.
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+Post whacks Assasin with a volley of punches to the nose.
Post lands a vicious left smash to the jaw and Assasin's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Assasin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Assasin takes charge with a mean left to the stomach.
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+Post annoys Assasin with a pair of wild punches to the head. Post is raining blows! Assasin starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Post It Note wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Assasin can't remember which corner is his.

Post grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hired Assasin 10-8
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hired Assasin 10-8
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hired Assasin 10-8
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9

Post It Note wins by a technical knockout!