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Public Fight Report Match Monday, June 20, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Eater fights inside. (inside) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Eater attacks with a flurry of painful shots to the jaw. Eater lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 hurts Eater with a head butt! This is unbelievable! -Eater attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow. ... +Dorkness 1 whacks Eater with a series of off balance combinations to the nose. Eater doesn't seem bothered. ... +Dorkness 1 pops Eater with a roundhouse to the face!! Eater falls against the ropes! ... ... ... -Eater probes with a volley of left blows to the temple, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves. ... +Dorkness 1 tosses a nice straight right to the jaw. ... ... +Dorkness 1 throws a mean jab to the temple. ... +Dorkness 1 hammers Eater with a series of nice shots to the temple. Dorkness 1 lands a vicious cross to the jaw and Eater's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Eater struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 catches Eater with a volley of punches to the face. Dorkness 1 lands a quick punch in the nose and Eater lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Eater collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!