Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Dung Eater by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 20, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Eater attacks with a flurry of painful shots to the jaw.
Eater lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 hurts Eater with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
-Eater attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Eater with a series of off balance combinations to the nose. Eater doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Eater with a roundhouse to the face!! Eater falls against the ropes!
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-Eater probes with a volley of left blows to the temple, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a nice straight right to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a mean jab to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Eater with a series of nice shots to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a vicious cross to the jaw and Eater's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Eater struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 catches Eater with a volley of punches to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a quick punch in the nose and Eater lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Eater collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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