Public Fight Report

(Heavyweight) Post It Note defeated Yezus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, June 11, 2022

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Post It Note!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 300 pounds (136 kilograms) is Yezus!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Yezus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

...
...
...
-Yezus lunges with a series of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Yezus staggers Post with a hook to the mouth.
Yezus lands a lightning left hook and Post goes over backwards!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Post struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Yezus lands a stiff uppercut to the head.
...
...
-Yezus throws a pair of left shots to the chin, but misses completely.
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
The fighters circle.
...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...

...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Post lands a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
+Post tags Yezus with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
...

...
...

...
...

...
...

...
...

...
+Post pops Yezus with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs. Yezus backpedals to his own corner.
...

...
...

...
...

...
...

...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Post It Note landed 13 of 25 punches, and Yezus landed 7 of 23 punches.

Yezus won the round 10-8

Yezus is winning the fight 10-8

Post doesn't even want to rest!

Yezus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 2

Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Yezus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

...
...
...
-Yezus lunges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Post beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Yezus fires a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Post deftly avoits it.
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Post throws a series of commanding blows to the chest. Yezus asks for time to wipe off the blood.
...
...
...
...
-Yezus tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
...
...
...
...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Post lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Yezus leaps aside.
...
...
...
...
...
-Post attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Yezus takes it in the forearms.
...
...
...
...
...
-Yezus probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Post escapes.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Post It Note landed 12 of 24 punches, and Yezus landed 5 of 24 punches.

Post It Note won the round 10-9

Yezus is winning the fight 19-18

Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Yezus collapses limply onto his stool.

ROUND 3

Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Yezus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Yezus tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Post ties him up.
+Post solidly lands a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
...
-Yezus attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Yezus attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Post tags Yezus with a series of off balance shots to the eye.
...
+Post wallops Yezus with a stinging sweeping right to the nose.
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
Post tries to attack, but Yezus hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Post punches Yezus with a barrage of strong punches to the eye. Post is hammering relentlessly! Yezus seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Post It Note wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Post grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Yezus can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yezus 10-8
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yezus 10-8
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9

Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yezus 10-8
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9

Post It Note wins by a technical knockout!