Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy defeated Distress Mistress by disqualification in round 3.Match Wednesday, June 8, 2022In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Distress Mistress!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Funnyman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mistress tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Funnyman catches Mistress with a mean jab to the chest.
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+Mistress pummels Funnyman with a flurry of commanding combinations to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Mistress wakes up the fans with Funnyman with a low blow! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Mistress fires a volley of solid punches to the face.
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+Mistress hits Funnyman with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Funnyman solidly lands a pair of punches to the eye.
+Funnyman connects with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Funnyman hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Mistress lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but Funnyman takes it in the forearms.
+Funnyman smashes Mistress with a wild roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Funnyman thumps Mistress with a volley of off balance punches to the eye. Mistress is hurt!
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+Funnyman solidly lands a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
+Funnyman fires a flurry of strong punches to the jaw. Mistress sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Mistress hits Funnyman with a volley of combinations to the nose!!
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-Mistress attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Funnyman jars Mistress with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus.
-Mistress probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Funnyman leaps aside.
+Funnyman lands a pair of loud punches to the eye!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 48 of 48 punches, and Distress Mistress landed 19 of 42 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-9
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy is winning the fight 10-9
Funnyman doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Mistress doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Funnyman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Mistress tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Funnyman hits with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Funnyman catches Mistress with a flurry of heavy combinations to the chest.
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-Mistress lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Mistress pounds Funnyman with a flurry of quick shots to the nose. Funnyman doesn't seem bothered.
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+Mistress wakes up the fans with Funnyman with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Mistress backs up Funnyman with a flurry of combinations to the nose.
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-Mistress launches a barrage of right combinations to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Funnyman smashes Mistress with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Mistress attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Funnyman lands a pair of punches to the nose. Mistress is hurt!
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+Mistress hits with a barrage of glancing combinations to the head.
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+Funnyman attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose!!
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+Funnyman connects with a jab to the chin.
+Mistress wallops Funnyman with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
+Funnyman takes charge with a series of solid punches to the mouth!! Mistress covers up.
+Funnyman attacks with a series of off balance combinations to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy landed 49 of 49 punches, and Distress Mistress landed 21 of 36 punches.
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy won the round 10-9
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy is winning the fight 20-18
Funnyman doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Mistress doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Funnyman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Mistress tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Funnyman catches Mistress with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw. Mistress beats a hasty retreat.
+Mistress connects with a flurry of painful punches to the face!
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-Mistress attacks with a pair of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
+Funnyman strikes with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
+Mistress drills Funnyman with a volley of quick punches to the nose. Funnyman shakes his head to clear it.
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+Funnyman tosses a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Mistress retreats to the far corner.
+Mistress suprises Funnyman with a series of furious punches to the chin. Funnyman shakes his head to clear it.
-Mistress throws a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but Funnyman ducks.
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+Funnyman tags Mistress with a series of loud punches to the chin.
+Funnyman smashes Mistress with a volley of combinations to the stomach. Mistress retreats to the far corner.
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+Mistress wakes up the fans with Funnyman with an illegal rabbit punch! Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Funnyman doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Mistress doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 2: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 2: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Round 2: Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy 10-9
Charlie "Funnyman" Murphy wins by a foul!
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