Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BB Demon XIII by knockout (KO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, June 1, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BB Demon XIII!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 jolts Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
+Bb Demon Xiii jolts Dorkness 4 with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 drills Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a powerful right blow to the temple and Bb Demon Xiii is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii pounds Dorkness 4 with a barrage of vicious blows to the chest!
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+Bb Demon Xiii whacks Dorkness 4 with a pair of commanding blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a hard cross to the ribs.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Xiii strikes with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bb Demon Xiii pops Dorkness 4 with a pair of quick shots to the stomach.
+Bb Demon Xiii smashes Dorkness 4 with a volley of commanding shots to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 shakes Bb Demon Xiii with a series of stinging shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a lightning hook and Bb Demon Xiii goes over backwards!!
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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 23 of 23 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 22 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bb Demon Xiii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii throws a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
+Bb Demon Xiii stuns Dorkness 4 with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 4 rocks Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of mean shots to the ribs!!
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a heavy hook to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 connects with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs!
Dorkness 4 lands a powerful left uppercut and Bb Demon Xiii is knocked off his feet!!
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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bb Demon Xiii paws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 ducks.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a series of vicious blows to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 4 thumps Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of quick shots to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Bb Demon Xiii goes over backwards!!
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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bb Demon Xiii hits Dorkness 4 with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
+Dorkness 4 smacks Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of shots to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a resounding right punch in the nose and Bb Demon Xiii's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.
Bb Demon Xiii receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!
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