Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Straw Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Monday, May 30, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Patrick smashes Straw with a barrage of mean shots to the chin.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw smacks Patrick with a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs. Patrick asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Patrick catches Straw with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Patrick throws a series of left shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Patrick connects with a jab to the eye.
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-Straw fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Patrick attempts a jab to the temple, but Straw stays away from it.
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-Straw fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Patrick paws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 15 of 29 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 24 punches.
Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Straw tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Patrick steps aside.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw strikes with a flurry of nasty shots to the stomach. Patrick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Straw lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Patrick takes it in the forearms.
+Patrick stuns Straw with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Patrick fires a pair of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Patrick pokes Straw with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Straw gets mad!
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-Straw probes with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick hits with a series of punches to the mouth!
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+Patrick fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Patrick tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
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+Patrick jars Straw with a commanding roundhouse to the nose!
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-Patrick tries to land a flurry of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Patrick hits Straw with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 31 of 58 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 7 of 24 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Straw looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Patrick tattoos Straw with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Patrick solidly lands a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick hits with a commanding roundhouse to the eye. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Patrick attacks with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
-Straw attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but Patrick covers himself well.
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+Patrick rocks Straw with a series of punches to the head.
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+Patrick hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Patrick covers himself well.
+Straw shakes Patrick with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick hits with a pair of nice punches to the face.
+Patrick hammers Straw with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Patrick throws a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Patrick solidly lands a vicious jab to the face.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Patrick lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Straw attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
-Patrick tries a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 46 of 70 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 6 of 24 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 29-28
Patrick is obviously tired.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 4
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick fires a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick connects with a volley of vicious shots to the stomach.
+Patrick tags Straw with a glancing straight right to the chest.
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-Straw attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Straw launches a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Patrick backs out of it.
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+Patrick tosses a series of punches to the chest!!
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+Patrick stuns Straw with a left to the solar plexus.
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+Patrick throws a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Straw is hurt! Patrick drops his guard and pounds away! Straw begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patrick is obviously tired.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a technical knockout!
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