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(Cruiserweight) Coconut Water defeated Bjorn Ulvaeus by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, May 28, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Coconut Water!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Ulvaeus lands a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Ulvaeus drills Water with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Ulvaeus wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Water sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Ulvaeus hurts Water with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth!
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+Ulvaeus annoys Water with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Ulvaeus drills Water with a series of off balance punches to the eye. Water covers up.
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+Ulvaeus hurts Water with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye. Water beats a hasty retreat.
Ulvaeus lands a thundering haymaker and Water is knocked out of the ring!!

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Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ulvaeus catches Water with a stinging sweeping right to the eye. Water quickly recovers.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
Ulvaeus lands a crashing left blow to the temple and Water lands flat on his back!!

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Water struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Ulvaeus drills Water with a uppercut to the chest.
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+Ulvaeus lands a stinging sweeping right to the chin.
+Water hits Ulvaeus with a flurry of painful blows to the ribs!
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus clocks Water with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Water sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Water throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Water throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Ulvaeus hides behind his gloves.
+Water tosses a volley of shots to the solar plexus!!
Water lands a well placed left blow to the temple and Ulvaeus is flattened!!

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Ulvaeus struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Water smashes Ulvaeus with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coconut Water landed 1 of 16 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 44 of 46 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-9


Water grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 2

Water clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Water throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Ulvaeus hides behind his gloves.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Water hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Water nails Ulvaeus with a series of glancing punches to the stomach! Water attacks like a wild man! Ulvaeus can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Coconut Water wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Water is obviously tired.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9

Coconut Water wins by a technical knockout!