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(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Harold Johnson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, May 19, 2022

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Harold Johnson!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson ducks just in time.
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-Tutu! launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Johnson attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! launches a straight right to the chest, but Johnson steps aside.
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-Tutu! attempts a right straight right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Tutu! launches a straight right to the stomach, but Johnson leaps aside.
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+Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the ribs. Johnson backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 31 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Tutu! throws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Tutu! attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Johnson ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 2 of 24 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Johnson doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Tutu! tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Johnson blocks.
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-Tutu! launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson narrowly avoids it
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-Tutu! tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson narrowly avoids it
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-Tutu! throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 22 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 4

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Tutu! tries a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Johnson hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 7 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 40-36


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 5

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! throws a sweeping right to the eye, but Johnson escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 50-45


Tutu! is slowing down.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 6

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

-Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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-Johnson fires a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 60-54


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 7

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson lashes out with a volley of shots to the mouth, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Tutu! attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but Johnson steps aside.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 70-63


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 8

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! probes with a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 80-72


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 9

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Johnson fires a pair of shots to the jaw, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Tutu! throws a series of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 90-81


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 10

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

-Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Johnson ducks.
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-Tutu! attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Johnson deftly avoits it.
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-Johnson paws a volley of left punches to the head, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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-Tutu! attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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-Tutu! lunges with a jab to the chin, but Johnson beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 3 of 23 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 7 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 100-90


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 11

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Johnson backs out of it.
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-Johnson throws a pair of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Johnson ducks just in time.
-Tutu! attempts a series of punches to the face, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 2 of 22 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 110-99


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 12

Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! probes with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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-Tutu! launches a jab to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Johnson charges with a series of punches to the head, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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-Tutu! tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but Johnson quickly backs away.
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-Tutu! throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Johnson ducks just in time.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 25 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 120-108


Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 120-108

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!