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(Welterweight) Dr. Offense defeated This Old Man by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Wednesday, May 10, 2000

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Dr. Offense!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is This Old Man!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Offense clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
This is backpedaling. (using the ring)

This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This tattoos Offense with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Offense lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but This quickly backs away.
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+This tattoos Offense with a volley of punches to the eye.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+This smashes Offense with a barrage of furious punches to the face.
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-Offense attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+This throws a barrage of blows to the eye.
+Offense hurts This with a hook to the face.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Offense stuns This with a uppercut to the jaw!!
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This stuns Offense with a barrage of hard blows to the mouth. Offense beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 12 of 23 punches, and This Old Man landed 32 of 41 punches.

This Old Man won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 10-9


Offense doesn't want to stop fighting!

This doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Offense clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
This is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+This wakes up the fans with a strong cross to the jaw. Offense hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Offense throws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-This attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Offense covers himself well.
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+This shakes Offense with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Offense fires a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but This takes it in the forearms.
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+This thumps Offense with a flurry of punches to the head. Offense sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Offense lunges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but This deftly avoits it.
This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Offense pops This with a pair of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This shakes Offense with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Offense takes charge with a series of commanding shots to the chest. This hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+This hits Offense with a series of powerful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 12 of 25 punches, and This Old Man landed 32 of 40 punches.

This Old Man won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 20-18


Offense doesn't want to stop fighting!

This doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Offense clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
This covers up.

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-Offense fires a volley of blows to the chest, but This narrowly avoids it
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
-This attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Offense beats a hasty retreat.
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+This strikes with a right to the nose.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This whacks Offense with a series of punches to the eye.
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+This pokes Offense with a pair of mean blows to the eye.
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+Offense jars This with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. This grimaces in pain.
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+This pounds Offense with a barrage of stiff blows to the temple. Offense doesn't notice.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This backs up Offense with a volley of powerful blows to the mouth. Offense hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Offense tosses a pair of punches to the chest!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 14 of 24 punches, and This Old Man landed 33 of 39 punches.

This Old Man won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 30-27


Offense doesn't want to stop fighting!

This remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Offense clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
This covers up.

This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This backs up Offense with a pair of shots to the jaw.
This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Offense lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but This hides behind his gloves.
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+This thumps Offense with a volley of nasty shots to the temple.
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+This fires a pair of blows to the temple.
+This tags Offense with a stinging right to the face. Offense hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Offense pounds This with a flurry of powerful blows to the ribs.
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+Offense fires a volley of shots to the ribs.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This pounds Offense with a flurry of blows to the nose. Offense falls against the ropes!
-Offense charges with a hook to the chest, but misses completely.
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+This clocks Offense with a pair of punches to the jaw. Offense hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-This tries to land a series of left shots to the head, but Offense ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 12 of 23 punches, and This Old Man landed 35 of 40 punches.

This Old Man won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 40-36


Offense doesn't even want to rest!

This remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Offense grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
This is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+This smacks Offense with a series of punches to the eye.
-Offense charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Offense hurts This with a commanding left to the ribs.
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This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-This lunges with a right left to the mouth, but Offense backs out of it.
+This whacks Offense with a series of glancing punches to the head.
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-Offense charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Offense hammers This with a barrage of shots to the ribs!
This tries to attack, but Offense hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This scores with a series of wild punches to the face. Offense doesn't seem bothered.
+This smashes Offense with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 13 of 23 punches, and This Old Man landed 31 of 39 punches.

This Old Man won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 50-45


Offense doesn't even want to rest!

This grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Offense fights inside. (inside)
This is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+This fires a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+Offense connects with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Offense charges with a series of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Offense fires a right straight right to the ribs, but This escapes.
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+Offense hits with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Offense strikes with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 15 of 35 punches, and This Old Man landed 6 of 8 punches.

Dr. Offense won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 59-55


Offense doesn't even want to rest!

This grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Offense fights inside. (inside)
This comes out fighting.

-Offense tries a volley of right blows to the chest, but This quickly backs away.
+This attacks with a left to the eye.
+Offense throws a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus!!
+Offense tosses a right to the stomach.
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+This hits Offense with a nice roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Offense whacks This with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+This hits with a vicious hook to the nose! Offense shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+This lashes out with a volley of punches to the chin. Offense asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+This catches Offense with a powerful jab to the nose.
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+This attacks with a volley of powerful shots to the chin.
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+Offense suprises This with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus. This backpedals to his own corner.
-Offense lashes out with a roundhouse to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+This hits with a pair of mean shots to the nose. Offense seems wobbly!
+This pounds Offense with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 20 of 29 punches, and This Old Man landed 48 of 48 punches.

This Old Man won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 69-64


Offense doesn't even want to rest!

This is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Offense fights inside. (inside)
This is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Offense probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but This stays away from it.
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+Offense smacks This with a pair of off balance blows to the ribs.
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+Offense hits with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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-Offense attempts a series of punches to the chest, but This ducks.
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+Offense suprises This with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+This suprises Offense with a flurry of solid punches to the chin. Offense sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 16 of 31 punches, and This Old Man landed 6 of 8 punches.

Dr. Offense won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 78-74


Offense doesn't even want to rest!

This is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Offense fights inside. (inside)
This comes out fighting.

+Offense throws a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+This tosses a barrage of nasty blows to the jaw.
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-Offense attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Offense hurts This with a stinging uppercut to the stomach. This quickly recovers.
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+This hits with a furious right to the mouth.
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+This grazes Offense with a series of strong shots to the chin.
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+This takes charge with a pair of off balance blows to the eye. Offense shakes his head to clear it.
+This whacks Offense with a pair of powerful shots to the temple. Offense hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+This attacks with a stinging hook to the mouth.
+This clocks Offense with a pair of shots to the nose.
+This throws a volley of furious blows to the mouth! Offense doesn't notice.
-Offense attacks with a series of blows to the stomach, but This quickly backs away.
+Offense belts This with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
-Offense throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the mouth.
+Offense slams This with a commanding straight right to the ribs!
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+Offense hits This with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 23 of 41 punches, and This Old Man landed 40 of 41 punches.

This Old Man won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 88-83


Offense remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

This is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Offense fights inside. (inside)
This comes out fighting.

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+This connects with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Offense throws a series of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Offense tattoos This with a series of shots to the chest.
+Offense fires a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus. This shakes his head to clear it.
+This whacks Offense with a volley of blows to the head.
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+This pounds Offense with a flurry of solid shots to the mouth. Offense asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+This fires a volley of nice shots to the jaw.
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+This suprises Offense with a volley of shots to the temple!
+This pummels Offense with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw!!
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-Offense lunges with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Offense fires a volley of shots to the stomach.
+This nails Offense with a barrage of strong shots to the head.
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+This wallops Offense with a flurry of hard punches to the nose!
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+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
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+Offense pounds This with a series of nice shots to the stomach.
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+Offense throws a barrage of stinging blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Offense landed 25 of 43 punches, and This Old Man landed 34 of 43 punches.

Dr. Offense won the round 10-9

This Old Man is winning the fight 97-93


Offense remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

This looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Offense is a raging bull!. (all-out)
This is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Offense paws a barrage of crosses to the jaw, but only hits air.
-This attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+This connects with a pair of stiff blows to the mouth.
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+Offense connects with a mean cross to the chin. This doesn't notice.
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+This pops Offense with a series of strong shots to the face.
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+This fires a series of punches to the chin.
+Offense annoys This with a flurry of nice roundhouses to the nose.
Offense lands a thundering right haymaker and This falls senseless!!

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This struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Offense smacks This with a pair of blows to the face.
Offense lands a quick left haymaker and This's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Dr. Offense wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Offense grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.

This collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: This Old Man 10-9
Round 2: This Old Man 10-9
Round 3: This Old Man 10-9
Round 4: This Old Man 10-9
Round 5: This Old Man 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Offense 10-9
Round 7: This Old Man 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Offense 10-9
Round 9: This Old Man 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Offense 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: This Old Man 10-9
Round 2: This Old Man 10-9
Round 3: This Old Man 10-9
Round 4: This Old Man 10-9
Round 5: This Old Man 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Offense 10-9
Round 7: This Old Man 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Offense 10-9
Round 9: This Old Man 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Offense 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: This Old Man 10-9
Round 2: This Old Man 10-9
Round 3: This Old Man 10-9
Round 4: This Old Man 10-9
Round 5: This Old Man 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Offense 10-9
Round 7: This Old Man 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Offense 10-9
Round 9: Dr. Offense 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Offense 10-9

Dr. Offense wins by a knockout!