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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BB Demon XIII by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Wednesday, May 11, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BB Demon XIII!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hurts Bb Demon Xiii with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Bb Demon Xiii hits Dorkness 4 with a mean uppercut to the ribs.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 hits Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
Dorkness 4 lands a terrific right blow to the head and Bb Demon Xiii is knocked out of the ring!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii staggers Dorkness 4 with a volley of furious blows to the chest. Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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+Bb Demon Xiii connects with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
+Bb Demon Xiii pops Dorkness 4 with a flurry of stiff shots to the stomach.
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The fighters study each other.
+Dorkness 4 nails Bb Demon Xiii with a series of light shots to the chest. Bb Demon Xiii ignores it.
+Dorkness 4 lands a series of furious shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 lands a cruel right haymaker and Bb Demon Xiii is knocked out of the ring!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Bb Demon Xiii with a flurry of blows to the chest.
+Bb Demon Xiii smacks Dorkness 4 with a flurry of solid shots to the solar plexus!
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Xiii staggers Dorkness 4 with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 22 of 25 punches, and BB Demon XIII landed 22 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-7


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bb Demon Xiii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Xiii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 connects with a pair of loud blows to the chest. Bb Demon Xiii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Xiii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of solid shots to the stomach.
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Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 drills Bb Demon Xiii with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Bb Demon Xiii punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of stinging shots to the ribs!
Bb Demon Xiii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice blows to the ribs!
Dorkness 4 lands a sudden left uppercut and Bb Demon Xiii is knocked off his feet!!

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Bb Demon Xiii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 pounds Bb Demon Xiii with a pair of vicious blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a brutal left hook and Bb Demon Xiii is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Bb Demon Xiii receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!