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(Heavyweight) Theo cruise defeated Annoyance v5.0 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, May 7, 2022

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Theo cruise!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 357 pounds (162 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Cruise covers up.
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Annoyance scores with a pair of shots to the eye.
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-Annoyance charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Cruise quickly backs away.
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-Annoyance probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Annoyance paws a volley of punches to the face, but Cruise covers himself well.
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-Annoyance throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Annoyance suprises Cruise with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Theo cruise landed 5 of 8 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 9 of 33 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 10-9


Cruise doesn't want to stop fighting!

Annoyance is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Cruise covers up.
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Annoyance attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Annoyance probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Annoyance tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Annoyance attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Cruise hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Annoyance charges with a left hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Annoyance suprises Cruise with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Cruise seems wobbly!
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-Annoyance probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Theo cruise landed 7 of 8 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 5 of 33 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 20-18


Cruise doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Cruise covers up.
Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Annoyance paws a pair of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Cruise pokes Annoyance with a strong hook to the face.
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-Annoyance lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Cruise escapes.
+Cruise wallops Annoyance with a pair of off balance shots to the chest. Cruise attacks like a wild man! Annoyance seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Theo cruise wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Cruise doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9

Theo cruise wins by a technical knockout!