Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Harold Johnson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Thursday, April 28, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Harold Johnson!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! fires a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Tutu! probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 32 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Johnson doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! attacks with a right jab to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! charges with a jab to the chest, but falls short.
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-Johnson tries a right to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! throws a sweeping right to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 2 of 23 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18
Johnson doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Johnson attempts a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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-Tutu! throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but Johnson ties him up.
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-Tutu! throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson takes it in the forearms.
-Tutu! attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Johnson covers himself well.
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-Tutu! attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but Johnson beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Johnson steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 2 of 22 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27
Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Johnson stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 40-36
Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! attempts a jab to the nose, but Johnson ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 50-45
Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Johnson probes with a volley of right blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 60-54
Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! fires a series of punches to the nose, but Johnson takes it in the forearms.
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-Johnson attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 70-63
Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! probes with a left to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 80-72
Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Johnson narrowly avoids it
-Johnson tries a series of left blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 8 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 90-81
Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! attacks with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Johnson ties him up.
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-Tutu! paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Johnson probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
-Tutu! lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 2 of 7 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 3 of 24 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 100-90
Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! paws a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Johnson fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Tutu! throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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-Tutu! tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Tutu! paws a right to the temple, but Johnson leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 2 of 24 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 110-99
Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tutu! looks exhausted.
ROUND 12
Johnson covers up.
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Johnson deftly avoits it.
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-Johnson probes with a volley of right shots to the eye, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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-Tutu! paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Tutu! attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Harold Johnson landed 2 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 25 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 120-108
Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 120-108
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 120-108
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!
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