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Public Fight Report Match Monday, April 25, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Eater fights inside. (inside) Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... +Eater jars Straw with a hook to the face. Straw ignores it. Eater lands a quick haymaker and Straw hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Eater collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the left eye. Straw can't remember which corner is his. Dung Eater wins by a knockout!