Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Dung Eater defeated Straw Dork Boom III by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, April 25, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Eater jars Straw with a hook to the face. Straw ignores it.
Eater lands a quick haymaker and Straw hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Eater collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the left eye.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Dung Eater wins by a knockout!
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