Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated Coal Cracker Larry by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, April 15, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Larry!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Slammer paws a volley of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Larry annoys Slammer with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Larry smacks Slammer with a flurry of blows to the face.
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+Larry strikes with a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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+Larry smacks Slammer with a series of stiff punches to the temple. Slammer backpedals to his own corner.
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+Larry connects with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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+Larry staggers Slammer with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 30 of 31 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Larry scores with a flurry of hard punches to the chest!
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+Larry clocks Slammer with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Larry nails Slammer with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus. Slammer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Larry charges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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-Slammer tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Larry covers himself well.
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+Larry connects with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and Coal Cracker Larry landed 22 of 32 punches.
Coal Cracker Larry won the round 10-9
Coal Cracker Larry is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Larry is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Slammer catches Larry with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Larry throws a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Larry jolts Slammer with a pair of nice punches to the chest!!
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-Larry charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Larry charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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+Larry annoys Slammer with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Slammer ignores it.
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+Slammer belts Larry with a furious right to the solar plexus. Slammer drops his guard and pounds away! Larry is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Larry can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Larry 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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