Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom defeated Nolan Nadelson AAA by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Thursday, April 7, 2022In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Nolan Nadelson AAA!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom belts Nolan with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Nolan lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom throws a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
Dorkdom lands a ferocious haymaker and Nolan drops like a stone!!
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Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Nolan scores with a flurry of mean shots to the stomach.
-Nolan fires a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Nolan lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Dorkdom backpedals to his own corner.
-Nolan attempts a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkdom jars Nolan with a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom hits Nolan with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs. Nolan asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkdom lands a ferocious left blow to the head and Nolan's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Nolan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Nolan nails Dorkdom with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Nolan lashes out with a heavy right to the chest. Dorkdom falls against the ropes!
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+Nolan tags Dorkdom with a jab to the temple. Dorkdom seems wobbly!
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+Nolan clocks Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Nolan wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
+Dorkdom solidly lands a hard sweeping right to the stomach.
-Nolan paws a series of punches to the nose, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
+Nolan grazes Dorkdom with a commanding left to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs. Nolan laughs!
+Nolan solidly lands a volley of light punches to the head. Dorkdom retreats to the far corner.
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-Nolan launches a volley of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Nolan paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dorkdom lunges with a left straight right to the chest, but Nolan narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 28 of 38 punches, and Nolan Nadelson AAA landed 37 of 72 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-7
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkdom collapses limply onto his stool.
Nolan can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 2
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Nolan is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom lands a pair of solid punches to the chest. Nolan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Dorkdom is raining blows! Nolan falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom can't remember which corner is his.
Nolan can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-7
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-7
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by a technical knockout!
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