Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Bantam Dork Boom I defeated Dogfish Head "90 Minute" IPA by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Tuesday, April 5, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Bantam Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 71 pounds (32 kilograms) is Dogfish Head "90 Minute" IPA!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
90 Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Boom I hurts 90 Minute with a series of loud combinations to the chin.
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+Boom I pounds 90 Minute with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
+Boom I clocks 90 Minute with a flurry of commanding combinations to the eye. 90 Minute falls against the ropes!
Boom I lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and 90 Minute's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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90 Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
Boom I lands a powerful left haymaker and 90 Minute collapses!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Bantam Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I looks exhausted.
90 Minute can't remember which corner is his.
Bantam Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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