Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, April 4, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of left combinations to the nose, but Jhv covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a straight right to the mouth. Jhv quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Jhv with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 34 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a jab to the solar plexus, but Jhv quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Jhv ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but Jhv steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 25 punches, and JHV landed 4 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Jhv covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right combinations to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Jhv steps aside.
+Jhv whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of hard combinations to the chin. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly! Jhv attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 1 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
JHV wins by a technical knockout!
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