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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Charles Schumer by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, April 4, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Charles Schumer!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Schumer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I slams Schumer with a off balance right to the chin. Schumer beats a hasty retreat.
Boom I tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I takes charge with a volley of solid blows to the head. Schumer is hurt!
Boom I lands a sudden cross to the jaw and Schumer drops like a stone!!

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Schumer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I hammers Schumer with a series of stinging combinations to the jaw.
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-Schumer attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a flurry of heavy combinations to the face.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Schumer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lashes out with a glancing cross to the nose. Schumer ignores it.
Boom I lands a quick blow to the temple and Schumer's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Schumer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Schumer pops Boom I with a jab to the chin. Boom I grimaces in pain.
Schumer lands a devestating left uppercut and Boom I goes over backwards!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I staggers Schumer with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
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+Boom I clocks Schumer with a barrage of punches to the face.
Boom I lands a blood spattering blow to the temple and Schumer staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Schumer can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Boom I can't remember which corner is his.





Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!