Public Fight Report
(Light-Heavyweight) LH Dork Boom I defeated Tripod Homewrecker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Friday, April 1, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is LH Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 171 pounds (78 kilograms) is Tripod Homewrecker!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Homewrecker backpedals and jabs.
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-Boom I lashes out with a series of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Homewrecker strikes with a left to the head.
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+Homewrecker shakes Boom I with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Homewrecker hits with a barrage of punches to the nose. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Boom I lunges with a series of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Homewrecker fires a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
+Boom I punches Homewrecker with a barrage of shots to the chest. Homewrecker shakes his head to clear it.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 32 of 32 punches.
Tripod Homewrecker won the round 10-9
Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Homewrecker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Homewrecker backpedals and jabs.
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-Boom I charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Homewrecker blocks.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Homewrecker drills Boom I with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+Boom I hits Homewrecker with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Homewrecker backpedals to his own corner.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a left right to the chest, but Homewrecker ducks just in time.
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+Homewrecker connects with a series of light punches to the face!
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+Homewrecker stuns Boom I with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Homewrecker escapes.
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+Homewrecker hits Boom I with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Homewrecker pummels Boom I with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 30 of 30 punches.
Tripod Homewrecker won the round 10-9
Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Homewrecker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Homewrecker backpedals and jabs.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Homewrecker hides behind his gloves.
+Homewrecker shakes Boom I with a series of wild punches to the eye.
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+Boom I fires a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Homewrecker lands a left to the jaw.
+Homewrecker fires a flurry of punches to the face. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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+Homewrecker attacks with a pair of quick punches to the jaw. Boom I doesn't notice.
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Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Homewrecker pummels Boom I with a series of punches to the nose.
Homewrecker tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Homewrecker clocks Boom I with a series of wild punches to the eye!
+Boom I hits Homewrecker with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 10 of 23 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 32 of 35 punches.
Tripod Homewrecker won the round 10-9
Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 30-27
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Homewrecker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Homewrecker backpedals and jabs.
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+Homewrecker throws a flurry of quick punches to the mouth. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Homewrecker hits Boom I with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but Homewrecker escapes.
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+Boom I shakes Homewrecker with a flurry of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Homewrecker hides behind his gloves.
+Boom I wallops Homewrecker with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Homewrecker wakes up the fans with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Boom I attacks with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Homewrecker is hurt!
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-Boom I charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Homewrecker beats a hasty retreat.
+Homewrecker drills Boom I with a pair of painful punches to the stomach! Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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+Homewrecker grazes Boom I with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
+Homewrecker tags Boom I with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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+Homewrecker tags Boom I with a nasty jab to the mouth. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of left shots to the chest, but Homewrecker stays away from it.
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-Boom I fires a barrage of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 17 of 38 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 32 of 32 punches.
LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 39-37
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Homewrecker is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Homewrecker stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Boom I launches a right to the chest, but Homewrecker ties him up.
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+Homewrecker punches Boom I with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Homewrecker hits Boom I with a hook to the solar plexus.
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+Homewrecker wallops Boom I with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Homewrecker ties him up.
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+Homewrecker lands a flurry of furious blows to the chest.
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+Boom I lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus!! Homewrecker backpedals to his own corner.
+Boom I connects with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Homewrecker pokes Boom I with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
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+Boom I thumps Homewrecker with a pair of wild shots to the solar plexus.
-Boom I throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Homewrecker ties him up.
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-Boom I tries to land a hook to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 19 of 40 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 26 of 30 punches.
LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Tripod Homewrecker is winning the fight 48-47
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Homewrecker collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Homewrecker stays outside and uses his jab.
+Homewrecker stuns Boom I with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I connects with a barrage of solid blows to the solar plexus. Homewrecker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Homewrecker catches Boom I with a volley of quick punches to the face!
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-Boom I launches a series of right blows to the stomach, but Homewrecker steps aside and laughs.
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+Boom I hurts Homewrecker with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs!
+Homewrecker connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
-Boom I attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Homewrecker strikes with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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-Boom I charges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Homewrecker tosses a pair of shots to the head.
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+Boom I nails Homewrecker with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
Boom I lands a powerful right punch in the nose and Homewrecker is knocked out of the ring!!
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Homewrecker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Homewrecker smacks Boom I with a flurry of shots to the chest.
+Homewrecker lands a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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+Boom I shakes Homewrecker with a flurry of strong blows to the stomach.
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+Homewrecker throws a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
-Boom I paws a series of punches to the chest, but Homewrecker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Homewrecker jars Boom I with a volley of light shots to the nose.
+Boom I jars Homewrecker with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
LH Dork Boom I landed 21 of 42 punches, and Tripod Homewrecker landed 49 of 51 punches.
LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-8
LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 57-56
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Homewrecker can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 7
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Homewrecker stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Boom I suprises Homewrecker with a pair of blows to the ribs. Homewrecker seems wobbly! Boom I strikes at will! Homewrecker collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
LH Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Homewrecker can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 2: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 3: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 4: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: LH Dork Boom I 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 2: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 3: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 4: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: LH Dork Boom I 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 2: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 3: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 4: Tripod Homewrecker 10-9
Round 5: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: LH Dork Boom I 10-8
LH Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!
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