Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Straw Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Monday, March 28, 2022In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 80 pounds (36 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Patrick attacks with a right straight right to the temple, but misses completely.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw hammers Patrick with a series of nice blows to the chest.
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-Straw launches a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw tries to land a series of left shots to the ribs, but Patrick deftly avoits it.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick hits with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth. Straw ignores it.
+Patrick backs up Straw with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye!! Straw gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 16 of 30 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 12 of 24 punches.
Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9
Patrick doesn't even want to rest!
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Patrick hurts Straw with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin. Straw laughs!
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-Straw tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Patrick ducks just in time.
+Patrick hammers Straw with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Patrick rocks Straw with a volley of nasty blows to the face.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick hits Straw with a series of powerful punches to the head.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick attacks with a nasty straight right to the head. Straw grimaces in pain.
+Patrick throws a series of stiff blows to the chin. Straw ignores it.
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-Straw tries to land a hook to the chest, but Patrick stays away from it.
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+Straw clocks Patrick with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Patrick hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 29 of 60 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 8 of 23 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Patrick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Straw looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Patrick probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Straw throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Patrick backs up Straw with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Straw paws a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Patrick fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but Straw steps aside.
-Patrick tries a right jab to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Straw attacks with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Patrick attacks with a volley of strong punches to the ribs!!
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Patrick fires a wild jab to the eye.
+Patrick drills Straw with a series of blows to the mouth.
+Patrick pummels Straw with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Patrick jolts Straw with a series of punches to the face!!
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Patrick tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Patrick clocks Straw with a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 43 of 72 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 5 of 25 punches.
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 29-28
Patrick is obviously tired.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 4
Patrick is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Patrick attacks with a right cross to the solar plexus, but Straw ties him up.
+Patrick pounds Straw with a series of punches to the chest. Patrick attacks like a wild man! Straw collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patrick is obviously tired.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by a technical knockout!
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