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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, March 28, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Elby "dine&dash" Hinkle!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dine&dash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Straw pummels Dine&dash with a heavy sweeping right to the head!!
Straw lands a decisive haymaker and Dine&dash bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Straw throws a series of right blows to the nose, but Dine&dash covers himself well.
+Dine&dash rocks Straw with a head butt! The audience is howling!
+Straw shakes Dine&dash with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Straw attempts a series of right combinations to the chin, but Dine&dash blocks.
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+Dine&dash punches Straw with a barrage of painful blows to the jaw!!
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+Straw tosses a barrage of mean shots to the nose.
+Straw hits with a barrage of quick combinations to the face.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw stuns Dine&dash with a volley of punches to the jaw!
Straw lands a vicious left haymaker and Dine&dash goes over backwards!!

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Dine&dash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw catches Dine&dash with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Straw tries to attack, but Dine&dash hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dine&dash fires a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Straw tags Dine&dash with a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Dine&dash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Straw lands a decisive hook and Dine&dash lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw is slowing down.

Dine&dash doesn't even want to rest!





Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!