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(Toughman) Crump defeated Taxman by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, March 19, 2022

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Crump!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Taxman!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Crump stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman comes out fighting.

+Taxman tags Crump with a barrage of punches to the eye. Crump asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Taxman attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Crump escapes.
+Taxman hits with a pair of commanding shots to the chest.
Taxman lands a mighty blow to the temple and Crump falls to the canvas!!

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Crump struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
+Crump shakes Taxman with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Taxman strikes with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus!
+Crump takes charge with a commanding jab to the nose!
+Taxman jolts Crump with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
+Crump throws a sweeping right to the jaw. Taxman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Crump grazes Taxman with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Crump tags Taxman with a jab to the nose. Taxman quickly recovers.
+Taxman jars Crump with a pair of light shots to the jaw. Crump grimaces in pain.
+Taxman throws a volley of commanding blows to the nose.
+Crump hits Taxman with a volley of commanding blows to the face!
+Crump drills Taxman with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus. Taxman beats a hasty retreat.
+Crump hurts Taxman with a right to the jaw!
+Crump connects with a nice sweeping right to the chin.
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+Crump lands a barrage of strong punches to the nose! Taxman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Taxman solidly lands a series of nice blows to the stomach.
+Crump rocks Taxman with a flurry of hard blows to the eye.
+Crump strikes with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Crump throws a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
+Crump hits with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
Crump lands a lightning right hook and Taxman's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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SEVEN
Taxman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Crump wakes up the fans with a barrage of glancing shots to the chin! Taxman is hurt!
+Crump wallops Taxman with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Taxman hits Crump with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
+Taxman throws a pair of blows to the chin.
-Taxman fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but Crump ducks.
+Crump pummels Taxman with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple!!
Crump lands a decisive right cross to the jaw and Taxman's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Crump wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crump can't remember which corner is his.

Taxman can't remember which corner is his.





Crump wins by a knockout!