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Public Fight Report Match Tuesday, May 09, 2000 In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Hank "The Angry" Dwarf!! In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 113 pounds (51 kilograms) is Mihail Gorbatshov!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 The Angry clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Gorbatshov is a raging bull!. (all-out) -The Angry lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Gorbatshov ducks just in time. ... ... -Gorbatshov paws a volley of left punches to the temple, but fails to score. +The Angry attacks with a barrage of vicious roundhouses to the chest. The Angry lands a cruel right hook and Gorbatshov hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Hank "The Angry" Dwarf wins by a Knock Out!! BELL The Angry doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. Gorbatshov is slowing down. He has a fractured nose. Hank "The Angry" Dwarf wins by a knockout!