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Public Fight Report Match Monday, March 14, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Eater fights inside. (inside) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) -Eater fires a flurry of left shots to the chin, but loses his balance. +Eater hits with a barrage of off balance blows to the head. Eater lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 is knocked out of the ring!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Dung Eater wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Eater looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Dung Eater wins by a knockout!