Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) "Louisa -'BangBang - LuLu'- Hawton" defeated Dung Eater by disqualification in round 3.Match Monday, March 7, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is "Louisa -'BangBang - LuLu'- Hawton"!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton backpedals and jabs.
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-Eater lashes out with a jab to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Eater paws a series of blows to the temple, but misses.
+Eater rocks Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
-Eater lunges with a series of shots to the eye, but Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton steps aside and laughs.
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+Eater fires Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton with an illegal kidney punch! Boo! Boo!
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-Eater paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton steps aside and laughs.
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+Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton catches Eater with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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+Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton jolts Eater with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton fires a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dung Eater landed 12 of 43 punches, and "Louisa -'BangBang - LuLu'- Hawton" landed 16 of 17 punches.
Dung Eater won the round 10-9
Dung Eater is winning the fight 10-9
Eater doesn't even want to rest!
Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton backpedals and jabs.
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+Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton throws a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Eater throws Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton with a blow to the groin! The audience is howling!
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+Eater hits with a volley of shots to the nose!
+Eater hammers Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton with a series of furious shots to the chin. Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Eater paws a pair of punches to the face, but Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton backs out of it.
+Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton hits Eater with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs!! Eater sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Eater attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton blocks.
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+Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton shakes Eater with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Eater tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton ducks.
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-Eater tries a barrage of left shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dung Eater landed 11 of 45 punches, and "Louisa -'BangBang - LuLu'- Hawton" landed 16 of 16 punches.
"Louisa -'BangBang - LuLu'- Hawton" won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Eater remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Eater fights inside. (inside)
Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton backpedals and jabs.
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+Eater takes charge with Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton with an illegal rabbit punch! "Louisa -'BangBang - LuLu'- Hawton" pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
"Louisa -'BangBang - LuLu'- Hawton" wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Eater grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Louisa -'Bangbang - Lulu'- Hawton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dung Eater 10-9
Round 2: Dung Eater 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dung Eater 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dung Eater 10-9
Round 2: "Louisa -'BangBang - LuLu'- Hawton" 10-9
"Louisa -'BangBang - LuLu'- Hawton" wins by a foul!
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