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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Biggie KO VIII by disqualification in round 1.

Match Wednesday, March 2, 2022

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Biggie KO VIII!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Biggie tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Biggie attacks with a flurry of combinations to the face.
+Dorkness 4 suprises Biggie with a volley of strong combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 smashes Biggie with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
+Biggie lands a hard cross to the eye.
+Biggie tags Dorkness 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw. Dorkness 4 retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Biggie deftly avoits it.
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+Biggie fires a off balance right to the chin!
+Dorkness 4 catches Biggie with a vicious hook to the stomach!!
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+Biggie throws Dorkness 4 with an illegal kidney punch! Army of Dorkness 4 seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Biggie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a foul!