Public Fight Report
(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated The Edge by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Tuesday, March 1, 2022In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 114 pounds (52 kilograms) is The Edge!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge hits Dorkness 3 with a barrage of painful blows to the head.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge stuns Dorkness 3 with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+The Edge hammers Dorkness 3 with a pair of nice punches to the head.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge rocks Dorkness 3 with a straight right to the face!!
+The Edge drills Dorkness 3 with a pair of powerful punches to the temple. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 3 paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 22 punches, and The Edge landed 28 of 33 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Edge doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Edge rocks Dorkness 3 with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 3 throws a left to the solar plexus, but The Edge takes it in the forearms.
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+The Edge attacks with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
+The Edge grazes Dorkness 3 with a mean cross to the solar plexus.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge hurts Dorkness 3 with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+The Edge lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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+The Edge scores with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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+The Edge belts Dorkness 3 with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 3 staggers The Edge with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 23 punches, and The Edge landed 31 of 31 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 3 doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Edge doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Edge thumps Dorkness 3 with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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+The Edge suprises Dorkness 3 with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge hammers Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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+The Edge backs up Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 3 grazes The Edge with a barrage of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge fires a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 3 paws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps The Edge with a hook to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 11 of 25 punches, and The Edge landed 34 of 34 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 3 tags The Edge with a mean straight right to the ribs.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but The Edge steps aside and laughs.
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+The Edge hits Dorkness 3 with a pair of punches to the mouth!!
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 8 of 23 punches, and The Edge landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a right hook to the chest, but The Edge deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 3 backs up The Edge with a flurry of stiff blows to the ribs.
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+The Edge smashes Dorkness 3 with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 3 lunges with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 3 paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but The Edge ducks.
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+The Edge belts Dorkness 3 with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 3 hits with a volley of light blows to the stomach.
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+The Edge slams Dorkness 3 with a series of light punches to the chest. Dorkness 3 retreats to the far corner.
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+The Edge suprises Dorkness 3 with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Edge hurts Dorkness 3 with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 38 punches, and The Edge landed 31 of 31 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
The Edge is winning the fight 49-47
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 3 stuns The Edge with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 3 attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but The Edge narrowly avoids it
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a solid uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 3 lunges with a pair of right shots to the chest, but The Edge leaps aside.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge clocks Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the stomach. Dorkness 3 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 14 of 41 punches, and The Edge landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 58-57
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Edge fires a pair of punches to the chest!!
-Dorkness 3 throws a left hook to the chest, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 3 throws a volley of punches to the chest, but The Edge backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 3 rocks The Edge with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Edge hits Dorkness 3 with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 punches The Edge with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge wallops Dorkness 3 with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus!
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+The Edge lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+The Edge grazes Dorkness 3 with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 doesn't notice.
+Dorkness 3 clocks The Edge with a nice roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a series of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 41 punches, and The Edge landed 31 of 34 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 68-66
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 3 tries a straight right to the stomach, but The Edge ducks just in time.
-Dorkness 3 throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a left right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+The Edge shakes Dorkness 3 with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 3 punches The Edge with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 3 clocks The Edge with a hook to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 41 punches, and The Edge landed 7 of 7 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 77-76
Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!
The Edge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+The Edge fires a flurry of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 3 tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+The Edge attacks with a series of punches to the ribs! Dorkness 3 covers up.
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-Dorkness 3 tries to land a uppercut to the mouth, but The Edge steps aside and laughs.
+The Edge slams Dorkness 3 with a pair of painful punches to the ribs. Dorkness 3 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a stinging hook to the head.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
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+The Edge hits with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+The Edge throws a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of solid punches to the head.
+The Edge wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 3 pounds The Edge with a pair of off balance blows to the nose.
Dorkness 3 lands a thundering smash to the jaw and The Edge's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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The Edge struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Dorkness 3 lands a barrage of shots to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 attempts a series of shots to the chin, but The Edge narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 18 of 52 punches, and The Edge landed 30 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 86-85
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Edge throws a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a straight right to the chest, but goes wide.
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-The Edge throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+The Edge connects with a quick right to the stomach. Dorkness 3 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 3 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 3 launches a barrage of right shots to the chest, but The Edge ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a flurry of off balance shots to the chest.
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+The Edge hits with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of hard blows to the chest. The Edge grimaces in pain.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Edge hits Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+The Edge pokes Dorkness 3 with a jab to the chest.
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+The Edge attacks with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 fires a series of shots to the ribs, but The Edge blocks.
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The Edge tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 37 punches, and The Edge landed 31 of 46 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 3 is brawling. (inside)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 3 probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+The Edge catches Dorkness 3 with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 3 probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge covers himself well.
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+The Edge lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 3 throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but The Edge takes it in the forearms.
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+The Edge clocks Dorkness 3 with a straight right to the stomach.
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+The Edge smashes Dorkness 3 with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth!
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+The Edge takes charge with a left to the nose.
-Dorkness 3 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but The Edge ties him up.
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+Dorkness 3 wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the stomach.
+The Edge catches Dorkness 3 with a jab to the nose!
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+The Edge hits with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
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+The Edge suprises Dorkness 3 with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 whacks The Edge with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+The Edge throws a series of loud punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 3 hits with a pair of blows to the ribs!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 3 landed 16 of 37 punches, and The Edge landed 48 of 53 punches.
The Edge won the round 10-9
The Edge is winning the fight 105-104
Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Edge is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 3 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
The Edge is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Edge lands a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 3 throws The Edge with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+The Edge whacks Dorkness 3 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 3 connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
Dorkness 3 lands a quick blow to the temple and The Edge falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The Edge looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: The Edge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: The Edge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 10: The Edge 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: The Edge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: The Edge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 10: The Edge 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Edge 10-9
Round 2: The Edge 10-9
Round 3: The Edge 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: The Edge 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 7: The Edge 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 3 10-8
Round 10: The Edge 10-9
Round 11: The Edge 10-9
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a knockout!
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