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Public Fight Report Match Monday, February 28, 2022 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out) +Dorkness 1 shakes Balink with a barrage of combinations to the chin. Balink doesn't notice. Dorkness 1 lands a terrific hook and Balink goes down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!